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Schrodinger’s Clinically Depressed Cat

Noun (paradox)

When you can’t prove or disprove something, the side you favor is now automatically right.

The nature of this paradox is so unstable and grave, that everyone now has a PhDs in Philosophy and Ethics.

Paradoxes like this however are only reserved for the lower of magnitude. Their natural habits include FB, Twitter, as well as most political Reddit threads involving stupid instances where it is inherently obvious someone is lying.
Ex. Trump blatantly refusing to bring forth witnesses to defend himself whilst claiming to be 100% innocent. Let’s all forget how law works and become philosophers. This absolutely has nothing to do with my party affiliation, I swear. A real case of Schrodinger’s Clinically Depressed Cat.
by ImTheEyeholeMan January 17, 2020
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depressed submarine

a stupid fat ugly person who eats to much and i is a stupid moo cow and eats frosted mini ilogluus and likes to make bean farts as load as a jet engine
the stupid depressed submarine ate so much she exploded with a loud boom.

depressed submarine ate a entire maoneese (fried foot ball.) mao fried footbal cudasy of my friend
by jasonthrowsup December 11, 2003
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depressed

doesn't exist...it's for all those people who want to get attention...it's sad...really
Jane: i'm soooo depressed
David: Get over it!
by spongemunkie September 24, 2005
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depressed

Julie and Brandi are depressed because of their stupid old friends.
by Julie September 25, 2004
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Depressed

Sociopathic definition on one of or a combination of "bored out of my skull," "feeling nostolgic," &/or "that bland sensation you have when you're not laughing or preoccupied."
1) Nothing she found online at her usual entertainment sites was clicking with her. The fails weren't funny & the articles weren;t interesting. Depressed, she pondered whether she should replay a video game or reread a book.

2) She became depressed when she compared modern times to the early 90s, wondering how children growing up with talentless musicians, bland fashions, brain-dead plastic celebrities, & intelligence-frying reality shows would turn out as adults.

3) She was in a funk that day & needed a continuous stream of lulz to life her depression.
by Likalaruku November 2, 2009
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depressed dolphin

a sad third wheeler, after being ditched by flaky fuck
by depressed dolphin 101 March 10, 2017
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depressed stiffy

When you are depressed and jerk yourself off to try to make the pain of living go away.
I was about to kms last night so I just did a quick depressed stiffy to help
by Yo8484 March 17, 2017
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