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Declanism

declanism
/dɛklanɪz(ə)m/
noun
a genetic condition caused by inbreeding characterised by inverted knees, autism and childhood obesity. Rare side effects include;
transgenderism, homosexuality, loser-syndrome.
"He's got declanism"
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"He's declanistic"
by BigRatJoe July 26, 2023
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Declan

A guy with a large penis, gets all the girls, is great in bed, and overall is the best he can possibly be
Wow look at Declan he's so cool
by Brisccon May 3, 2018
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Declan

An absolute dog of a cunt, no one likes him he always dogs the fucking boys. Thinks he’s hard talking shit online but no one fucking likes the cunt because he looks like a Down syndrome fucking hamster that has been raped by it’s owner and it’s owner’s uncle over 1000 times.

Genuinely just a fucking tosser.
Fuck Declan is a cunt, I don’t think anyone likes him
by Maddogyamaddog August 3, 2018
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declan wilson

Declan Wilson is a skinny fuck who lives off his heart poking out his chest, full jars of nutella and hard-core tentacle hentai. He had a thing for this girl but not her identical twin which doesn't make sense. His teeth be looking fresh tho. His jokes are like "Oh it's raining? It's Scotland what do you expect" n then he'll laugh at his own jokes. He's also got a fetish for foreheads
Person 1: Is that Declan Wilson??
Person 2: No its bugs bunny

Person 3: You muppet they are the same thing
by Yassssqween October 11, 2019
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declan on that shit

a common phrase in the eltham/greensborough parts of melbourne which means to wear clothes that dont actually fit you.
that kid is going declan on that shit son
by JAGZILLA January 9, 2012
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declan bickers

Wow a Declan Bickers is something that likes to tickle people's clits, when someone likes to lick vagina they're known as a Declan Bickers
'I met this cute boy last night, apparently he's a Declan Bickers'
by BritishGirly September 9, 2013
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Declan

A feminine character, can be the nicest person you'll ever meet, can also be an utter nonce as well. Stereotypically would have brown hair unless he's dyed it again..... Declan is one of those people that would lounge around in a mankini and not care. He tries his hardest to keeps all 7 of his side chicks happy whilst not letting the main one find out. He does give off homosexual vibes most of the time but he swears he's not
Matt : "Why is Declan dancing around in heels at a midget's 13th party??"
Kian: "It's because he's different to all of us.."
by wagwan famalam March 8, 2017
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