Dane Cook

A comedian and actor native to Boston, Massachusetts. Mostly known for his work as a comedian, Cook has released 3 comedy albums and has joined the ranks of George Carlin, Steve Martin, and Bill Cosby in regards to comedy albums going platinum and in this case double platinum. He was the first comic in 29 years to have an album on the billboard charts, being at #4. Also responsible for the hand sign known as the 'Super Finger' aka the "SuFi."

Did you see Dane Cook give them the SuFi last night?

That Dane Cook is a silly bitch.

by Sarahjoe January 19, 2009

Dane Cook

A so-called comedian who is mildly amusing in small doses. Any full length show or DVD has been banned by the world community as cruel and unusual.

"Hey, did you hear the new torture they're using at GTMO?"
"Oh right, I hear they're forcing EPWs to listen to or watch Dane Cook. They spill both their secrets and their lunch after that!"

by Soupy Boots April 17, 2009

Dane

A teenage boy who resembles a 35 year old man. He loves doing nothing else but to work all week long. He constantly, without embarrassment, loves to pleasure himself with the desires of the female specimen.

Robert: Look at you, working 40 hours a week, never shaving, going home and doing nothing but touching yourself, you're turning into a real Dane!

Eric: I Know man, I'm making bank though!

by The Animal Tamer September 24, 2011

Dane Cook

A hilarious comedian that most black people have never heard of.

Dane Cook is really funny.

by tenaciousd6936 August 19, 2006

Dane Cook

The Seth MacFarlane of stand-up.

Dane Cook has been often criticised for his material theivery from other comedians.

by amethyst May 19, 2007

dane cook

More commonly known as a silly bitch.

That Dane Cook is a silly bitch.

by celluloid lollipop September 17, 2008

Great Dane

When a bro grabs another man's balls and gently squeezes. Must be a surprise and should last no longer than 3 seconds. Completely not gay, unless said squeeze lasts longer than the maximum time. One alternative is the Greyhound, which consists of reaching from behind in between the legs rather than the more traditional side grab.

I gave Dan a great dane and he liked it in a completely non-Gay way.

by The Righteous Fist December 17, 2008