Two can Van Damme

Someone who goes on a rampage after a couple of drinks.

Dude, Pete is such a two can van damme. Did you see him after the couple we had in the pub the other night?

by Gordo aka Flash September 6, 2008

dammit pinecone

whenever anything negative happens in life, the pain can be eased by yelling "dammit pinecone!" and putting the blame on this sad excuse of a living organism.

-OUCH I STUBBED MY flippin FOOT!!! DAMMIT PINECONE!!!

by tadertodd December 14, 2010

Damon

He's just Damon. He doesn't like how many people think hes sexy. He just likes cats.

Person:Hey Damon, your so sexy.
Damon: Please stop.Just let me chill with my cats.

by Joop-Joop-Jasper April 9, 2021

Scott Dammit!

The exclamation one says once they realize Scott got them on a philosophical tangent during a conversation.

Person 1: "What were we talking about again?
Person 2: "Before the meaning of life? I don't remember."
Person 1: "Scott Dammit!"

by hitheremynameis February 1, 2013

Damon

The guy who stole your girl.

Me: Who’s Taylor dating?
God: A fuckface named Damon.

by STEPMOMPINGASRRR June 22, 2018

THE MATT DAMON

The act of fearlessly initiating a kiss with a woman by grabbing the back of the head with your four fingers and placing the thumb on her cheek.

Example: everytime Matt Damon kisses a girl in any movie.

Example: Bro I was totally scared to hook up with this girl then I pulled THE MATT DAMON her and she couldn't resist

by EZGregBro August 3, 2011

damminga

King of all jackasses; consumes masses amounts of substances and makes complete ASS out of himself and others-

I will shit in your closet

by Mr. slamdougal January 6, 2005