dickenese

The language spoken by all persons who are dicks.

Guy: I couldn't understand that drunk frat guy. I can't translate dickenese.

by dickndots April 25, 2010

Dickend

A weekend with lots of dicks involved

Guy 1: These guys are dicks
Guy 2: Yeah guess its a dickend then c:

by justanaveragedick November 19, 2016

Charles Dickens

When you bored as fuck reading a Charles dickens and you want to go bang your classmate

Oswald: dude this book my Charles dickens is so fucken boring
Gertrude: ya this shit sucks wanna go Charles Dickens in the bathroom
Oswald: yes Gertrude nothing would make me happier

by I_have_Lupus_7 February 24, 2019

Dickening

Almost like "sickening", but worse, much, much worse. Usually the response to learning about oversized persons engaging in some sort of activity, sexual or otherwise.

"Are they married now?"
"Seems so"
"That's dickening"

by BilboMcBab October 12, 2011

Chuck Dickens

Neither a bird, nor a chicken. Victim of many a birdnapping.

We were forced to sacrifice an arm and leg in order to get Chuck Dickens back from the bird nappers, but we still didn't know if he was a duck or a chicken.

by Chuck Dickins August 1, 2005

What the Dickens?

An exclamation, in a similar vein to "What the hell?". Derives from popular dead author and dead street fighter Charles Dickens.

Person 1: "While you were out I broke into your house and shat in your oven."

Person 2: "What the Dickens?!"

Person 1: "Ol.."

by kleptonin April 25, 2004

Dacking

Messing around, doing nothing in particular, or hanging out; a de-evolved derm for "dicking around."

"Hey, what're you up to?"

"Eh, nuthin much, just dacking."

by jmplowe August 25, 2011