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crispy critter

A person who has suffered extensive, usually fatal, burns.

Military slang, but applicable to the civilian world.
There was one casualty in the hotel fire, a crispy critter.
by robert January 18, 2005
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Movie Critic

1) A person whom is never correct.

2) Not talented enough for Hollywood, too talented for teaching. Also works in reverse.
A: So, what do you do for a living?
B: I'm a movie critic.
A: I see. So, what do you tell your parents you do for a living?
by Thisnameistake November 17, 2016
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combee critter

A "Combee Critter " is a person or thing as I should say that crawls from the depths of Polk county florida . They are usually homeless in natural , and mentally ill. In their natural environment they are known to feed on crack , and mcdonald's cheeseburgers.

Seeing one is like finding bigfoot.
Hey Mike , did you catch a gander at that there Combee Critter!?!
by Combee Critter October 2, 2020
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weed critic

One person in a group of stoners who feels the need to look like they know something about weed and criticizes everybody elses weed
Weed critic: Dude that blunt is way to fat it'll never light

Me: Just shut the fuck up and take a toke
by fthatdog August 20, 2008
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Crotch Critters

Any other living thing that does not belong in the genital area.
The girl I slept with gave me crotch critters.
by David Glenn F. December 28, 2005
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Critical Tits

a burning man parade of women riding bikes, with or without exposed breasts. as of 2009, this parade is little more than a 'girls gone wild' event with a twist. under the guise of being a display of female empowerment, this is simply a parade women exploiting themselves for the age-old attention-from-men benefit.

while the parade itself is tolerable because it moves away as soon as it arrives, the estrogen laden gathering (a so-called sacred ritual of empowerment) following the parade is reprehensible to anyone who doesn't hate men.

the ritual forms on the OPEN playa, and immediately sets up a perimeter viciously guarded by recruited males (manginas) with orders to repel all other men. the ritual turns this once open space into an antisocial misandric pit.

this segregating event is so malevolent, that as the 'ritual' expands it runs over male burners doing their own thing. the magina thugs verbally assault and physically intimidate the men, and in some cases threaten violence if a man doesn't divert his eyes or move away from the wicked pit.
the misandrists of critical tits are no longer welcome one the open playa. such future gathering will not be tolerated.
by marybethjones March 4, 2010
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ass critter

A small animal or child of extreme annoyance.
Manzo's god damn ferrets are major ass critters.
by MPC November 3, 2003
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