Steamy Creamy

Farting on fresh ejaculate, in which the heat from the fart causes the ejaculate to steam

Man, that steamy creamy really stinks!

May I please have a steamy creamy?

by timmytenenbaum November 30, 2020

Creamy arse

Something that Conan McConville has... no one else

‘Why does Conan McConville have such a creamy arse’

by Wheresthebomblikeaye March 27, 2021

Creamy Tornado

After a monumental event with the boys, one must shoot their load into a cracked beer and shotgun the contents after.

“Nice bird, Jerry, now let’s see you shotty that creamy tornado.”

by Wiener74 April 19, 2022

Creamy Italian

When a chick is giving you head and you are about to cum, you pull her off your dick, push her head down, and cum all through her hair. U then use the cum to slick her hair back and up so that its spiked up like a douchbag italian from jersey. The more cum, the better the styling possibilities.

last night i gave my girlfriend a creamy italian. she thought it was funny and turned on sum music and started fist pumping like crazy

by aligator1 July 13, 2010

creamy dimple

A creamy Dimple is completed when a man ejaculates in a womans belly button.

"yeeeah man I did a creamy dimple last night with my girl"

"Oh MY CREAMY DIMPLE!"

"What the creamy dimple"

"How dare you creamy dimple me"

by FAST-RESULTS May 17, 2010

creamy sausage

A dish that consists of cock, balls and jizzm reserved exclusively for those that don't understand what creamy sausage is and that it is on the menu for the evening.

Honey, are you hungry? Why yes. Would like some creamy sausage

by Lingopronva November 10, 2014

Creamy John

A Creamy John is when you cum inside of a condom until it gets to a size of a dildo. Then have you girlfriend put it in ether her ass or pussy and then tape it shut so it stays in. It’s a bonus if the condom brakes inside of her since she won’t expect it and she can’t do anything about it right away since it’s taped shut. Talk about an accidental creampie.

“Hey honey do you want to do a Creamy John again?”

“Sure this time use a magnum instead of your size so it’s even more horny.”

by PortalDM March 11, 2019