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Torrington Creamers

The fat, obese, disgusting, poor, slutty sisters from Torrington Connecticut
Mhm mhm I gotta drop the Torrington Creamers off before I hop on COD
by 1mandp.com November 25, 2023
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Spicy Carolina Creamer

The act of inserting a Carolina Reaper into a womans pussy, and fucking her to completion. Then allow her to push the creamy treat into your mouth.
"I heard Johnny and Stacy had a very spicy night, He gave her a Spicy Carolina Creamer, now it burns when she pees."
by Bustyballbuster August 13, 2025
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Capstick Creamer

The art of picking up a barley legal chav in your Vauxhall Corsa, driving to the nearest Asda, parking up and proceeding to pound her anus so hard in the backseat it causes a brown/yellow creamy substance to form around the ring and head of your penis.
I saw this lass right and I shouted “howay ya little radge get in and come for a Capstick Creamer and I’ll give you a box of tabs” I smashed her rectum in so hard it looked like a butchers dustbin.
by El Greaso September 7, 2020
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Alabama Creamer

The act of taking a shit on a (female) cousin's chest then jizzing on the shit, simulating coffee with creamer
I just got the Alabama Creamer last night.
by hahathisisafunnyname69 August 13, 2024
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Coffee Creamer

When a person looks like or seems like they'll enjoy a coffee enema, then having someone ejaculate into their anus, mixing them up.
You know Micheal? He's quite the coffee creamer.
by QTEila May 19, 2021
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Krystal creamer

When a male ejaculates on a Krystal slider and then proceeds to pack it in a women’s anus with his penis.
The hooker wouldn’t let me give her the Krystal creamer but when she was dead she didn’t say no.
by anonymous December 6, 2024
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Ira Creamer

A true alpha wolf who hates them liberals. If you're ever in the mood for some vertical scissoring hit them up, it's not gay if youre pookies
Jay: Oh my gyatt! who is that?
Junior: Must be Ira Creamer
by alphamangyattmaster January 26, 2024
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