Chapsnick

An accidental cut, on the cock or balls, due to cack-handed pube trimming.

Fuck bro, I was barbering the old gent garden last night (admittedly distracted; watching a bit of Kirsty & Phil) and chapsnicked mi'sen. Nearly shit out puppies.

by DaveSinners December 8, 2012

chapstik

Co Worker who sucks up and / or kisses ass. They do it so much that they would need Chapstik to help with their lips.

David is such a Chapstik. Good reason why he got the promotion.

by Tony T Chopper July 24, 2015

crapdick

A person who is acting like a big jerk.

"Hey man, you're being a real crapdick over there. Why don't you pass the sunchips already?"

by dulcetry August 18, 2015

Crapsicle

1. When you want a fudgesicle but it taste like crap 2. Your in danger and you have nothing to say.

Oh Crapsicles,Fudge-crapsicles

by Daviboy267 August 29, 2016

Craptical Illusion

The moment when you think you smell a fart, but nobody actually farted.

Your standing with a buddy and suddenly smell what you think is a fart so you say "Hey man, something smells like shit. Did you just blow ass?" And he says "Na man, you must be having a Craptical Illusion!"

by Fart Wayne May 26, 2016

Chopsticks

A cuddling position wherein one person is on the bottom with one leg bent and one leg straight. The other person lies partially on top with one leg in the other person's crotch and the other leg outstretched. Both people are hugging and either their left or right boobs touching.

I'm done spooning; want to chopsticks?

by Unclaimedomain December 9, 2017

Crapsnacks

Another term for OMG!! Gosh!! Dang it!!! etc

As the gentleman was loading his car with groceries one of the bags holding canned goods tore open and dropped on his feet and he screamed CRAPSNACKS!!!

by PIEGONFOLK July 21, 2018