Has multiple, even dozens of CPS cases, as a result of multiple child neglect charges. Shouldn’t really have any kind of custody but somehow still does.
by George Amberson January 8, 2023
Get the CPS mommug. Also known as Copy-Paste Master. A developer who’s never written original code in their life but somehow always has a full project open in Visual Studio. Their superpower? Highlight → Ctrl+C → Ctrl+V → Run → Pray. fuckvanguard is the final boss of this lifestyle.
Origin:
Spawned the moment someone dragged a Stack Overflow snippet into Visual Studio and said, “Yeah, that’ll compile.”
Key Signs You’re Dealing with a CP Master:
Opens Visual Studio before even thinking of a solution.
Doesn’t write functions—just Googles them until they find one that “looks about right.”
Gets errors but scrolls right past them like they’re side quests.
Intellisense is doing 99% of the work.
Still doesn’t know what a null reference is.
Ranks in the CP Master Hierarchy:
Level 1: Snippet Squire
Level 5: IntelliSense Illusionist
Level 9: Runtime Prophet
Final Form: Visual Studio Voodoo Lord
Fun Fact:
fuckvanguard once pasted 400 lines of C# code, hit Build, and it worked. Nobody’s heard the end of it since.
Origin:
Spawned the moment someone dragged a Stack Overflow snippet into Visual Studio and said, “Yeah, that’ll compile.”
Key Signs You’re Dealing with a CP Master:
Opens Visual Studio before even thinking of a solution.
Doesn’t write functions—just Googles them until they find one that “looks about right.”
Gets errors but scrolls right past them like they’re side quests.
Intellisense is doing 99% of the work.
Still doesn’t know what a null reference is.
Ranks in the CP Master Hierarchy:
Level 1: Snippet Squire
Level 5: IntelliSense Illusionist
Level 9: Runtime Prophet
Final Form: Visual Studio Voodoo Lord
Fun Fact:
fuckvanguard once pasted 400 lines of C# code, hit Build, and it worked. Nobody’s heard the end of it since.
“Bro just built a whole app in Visual Studio and doesn’t know what half the files do. Absolute CP Master.”
by Chris Paul Master June 21, 2025
Get the Cp Mastermug. by CP_lover June 2, 2022
Get the CPmug. by Schwartz Haderach February 14, 2017
Get the CPmug. stands for: Cell-phone douche-bag. Basically anyone who uses their cell phone in order to make themselves look like they actually have friends. Also can be someone who uses their cell-phone wayyyyyy too much
*People at a dance*
Person 1: Hey man look at that guy over there staring at his cell phone so much its like he's watching porn
Person 1:Yeah only a CP DB does that kind of stuff when your supposed to be socializing
Person 1: Hey man look at that guy over there staring at his cell phone so much its like he's watching porn
Person 1:Yeah only a CP DB does that kind of stuff when your supposed to be socializing
by rebeccablackfridaysuckshard April 14, 2011
Get the CP DBmug. 
Get the cpmug.