howard county

The East Coast equivalent of Beverly Hills, California.
-Is that Paris Hilton at Bare Bones?
*Dear God, I hope she isn't moving to howard county.
by Chet Ashcroft May 18, 2006
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Bergen County

consists of Allendale, Harrington Park.Ramsey, Alpine Hasbrouck Heights, Ridgefield, Bergenfield, Haworth, Ridgefield Park, Bogota, Hillsdale, Ridgewood,Carlstadt,Ho Ho Kus,River Edge,Cliffside Park, Leonia, River Vale, Closter, Little Ferry, Rochelle Park, Cresskill,
Lodi,Rockleigh, Demarest, Lynhurst, Rutherford, Dumont, Mahwah, Saddle Brook, East Rutherford,Maywood, Saddle River, Edgewater, Midland Park South Hackensack, Elmwood Park, Montvale, Teaneck, Emerson, Moonachie, Tenafly, Englewood,New Milford, Teterboro, Englewood Cliffs,North Arlington, Upper Saddle River,Fair Lawn, Northvale, Waldwick, Fairview, Norwood, Wallington,Fort Lee, Oakland, Washington Township, Franklin Lakes, Old Tappan,Westwood, Garfield, Oradell, Woodcliff Lake,Glen Rock, Palisades Park, Wood-Ridge ,Hackensack, Paramus, Wyckoff, Park Rdge
As you can see, Bergen County is a very large county, so please, let's not many any generalizations!
by BCishot. October 17, 2005
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Caldwell County

A crack infested, pill snorting, meth making county. Mostly populated with rednecks, wanna be thugs, and illegal aliens.
A place where there's nothing fun to do except hang at the empty mall, the 2D movie theater, or go to Sonic. Everyone's mostly rude, and full of drama. You may have a good time with the prostitute, Chewbacca who frequents 'Hospital Avenue.'
I have no life, let's go hang out in Caldwell County.
by AZombieCupcake. August 17, 2011
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Sonoma County

The Wine Country

If someone says Napa county is the wine country. They are wrong. Simply because Sonoma County has More wine, and most of the wine is better.

Also a very expensive place to live, and on top of that a lot of people who live there spend more money on wine per year than many peoples annual income.
P1, Ever been to the Wine country?
P2, You mean Napa? Yes I have been there.
P1, Pshht Napa is nothing compared to Sonoma county
by Connorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr July 24, 2007
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Rowan County

The worst education in NC, which is already the 48th ranked state for education in America. This town reminds me of the inside of my cunt muscle.
Student 1: Let go to Rowan County.

Student 2: Are you gay?
by J. Vernon McGee April 26, 2011
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essex county

A large county ranging from VERY rich to VERY poor. It's in close proximity to New York and has good transportation getting there which cause the taxes to be. Many feel the county is somewhat ethnically segregated in some parts. The western portion of Essex County tends to have wealthy and mainly white towns. These often include The Caldwells, Millburn, Glen Ridge,some of Upper Montclair, Short Hills, and Essex Fells, which are some of the most desirable towns in the state. Other mainly white towns that aren't as wealthy are more near the east but are considered to be still western. These towns include Nutley, Cedar Grove, and Verona which are mainly upper-middle class. On the other hand more toward the east there are towns like Irvington, East Orange, and the infamous Newark which are the least desirable towns in the state. Some towns tend to be stuck in the middle with some nice areas and some bad areas making them mixed. These include South Orange, West Orange, and Montclair. Towns that have few nice areas and are starting to go downhill include Bloomfield and Belleville.
Boy: I'm from Essex County!
Girl: So are you rich or poor?
by BahamaBlu February 6, 2007
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Marin County

The 2nd richest county in the U.S.A. Home of Mill Valley and San Rafael. No budget problems at all.
by ANDYLOVESMARIN February 10, 2005
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