Number of rapes made by 1 Pedophile or Rapist, totaling all of them, not just the one's you got in trouble for.
by ninja9393 October 16, 2008
The thing that gets evey party, social gathering off to the right start; a toast where someone puts a fist in the air and counts off for 5 seconds while everyone chugs their beer. Usually repeated many times through the night
by Colleen September 08, 2004
I mean he's definitely an asshole. But, he's still pretty attractive. And fine don't get me wrong. #dilf
by iheartcountolaf June 22, 2021
You're still counting all of the assholes in the room. Thank you, Volbeat, for giving us this fabulous expression.
I'm still counting, dweebs.
by hunter t September 14, 2011
by johnnyfun June 18, 2020
When a female is being visited by her "aunt flow" (period) and you decide to go down on her like a fucking vampire.
My bitchy girlfriend was on her period, so to shut her bitch-ass up I made her cum with the Count Dracula
by Ojizzum March 23, 2009
person 1: Hey man 5 minutes into class you we out counting sheep.
person 2 : Yea man I was up late studying for my physics final.
person 2 : Yea man I was up late studying for my physics final.
by jluketwo March 22, 2008