Couple

two to fifteen objects or ideas of the same sort.

A couple of cookies, is fifteen. A couple of chores is two. QED

by Iramch Spittlinger June 16, 2009

toss a couple kids at her

To ejaculate on a girl (not in an orifice).

Brenda definitely wasn't model material, but I'd had a few beers and I figured it wouldn't hurt to take her in the back room of the bar and toss a couple kids at her face.

by Nick D January 24, 2005

coupled

Two people joined in a relationship.

"It's so nice to see that Jan and Mark have finally coupled."

by Ahhmeer April 22, 2008

SUNY Cobleskill

Somehow, some way, a middle of bum-fuck nowhere agriculture college right next to a heavily trafficked highway. Located about 40 minutes west of Albany, here you can find anything besides attractive girls and good parties. And if you do get lucky and find a cute one, be careful cause she is most likely a crazy crackhead horsegirl. This college known for its unnatural coldness, shitty sports teams, it’s 30% graduation rate, and the smell of cow shit all year round that somehow gets worse during the winter months.

I attended SUNY Cobleskill a few years back and I swear and can still smell the cow shit in my sleep.

by i_dont_know_ December 14, 2018

Couple Goals

A couple that’s seen as best friends and lovers. Two people that can have fun with one another but show their love at the same time. Much Like Brandon and Danielle.

Damn, Brandon and Danielle are couple goals.

by DaddyMc October 15, 2018

A couple few

The proper response to the officer who asks you "Sir, how many drinks have you had tonight?"

And I was so drunk I told the cop "A couple few"

by Brad May 14, 2004

Cousin Couple

Cousins who are romantically involved.

Contrary to what many USA citizens think, Cousin Couples do not constitute incest in the Bible, nor according to most marriage laws around the world.

Non cousin couples, on the average, have a 98% chance of conceiving a child without birth defects. Cousin Couples have a 96% chance -- about the same as a woman who is over 40 years old.

Please do NOT compare Cousin Couples to Sibling Couples or Parent-Child Couples! About half of the states in the USA allow 1st Cousins to marry.

by Rev. Jim Joggers November 22, 2006