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Coronavirus 

coronavirus sucks
Coronavirus by Radin Happier December 31, 2022

coronavirus 

A pandemic that started in 2019. Known as Sars 2.0
Peter: I got coronavirus
Bob: AAAA! GET AWAY FROM ME

Coronavirus Syndrome 

the sudden urge to travel the world or to a popular country after feeling sick.
I heard that John had Coronavirus Syndrome.
Yeah, he had the sudden urge to go to France after he had the Flu.

Coronavirus the Movie

2021 Romantic Disease Drama with the famous ending where the two main characters go in for the big kiss at the subway station. And then, all the people around them boo and hiss them, and cover their mouths and vomit at the sight of them. But then, there's an orchestral swell because we're happy for them. And the credits roll.
Once it comes out on Blu-Ray, I look forward to getting nice and intimate with Coronavirus the Movie.

Coronavirus Law 

If you suspect you have contracted the coronavirus, you are right—it is like Murphy’s Law applied to the “foreign virus,” especially if you are a diehard Trump loyalist.
A corollary to the Coronavirus Law is: “If you are Covid-19-infected, you will also infect others.”
Coronavirus Law by Fasters May 6, 2020

Coronavirus disease (COVID-19) 

infects mostly everyone around kills old people and to protect yourself from getting it you should buy some hand sanitizer