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tea guzzling contest

A pissing contest among mathematicians.
Mathematician #1: Have you heard? Some guys discovered a Mersenne prime that's even bigger than the last one!

Mathematician #2: What a tea guzzling contest.
by John January 13, 2009
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contextpation

When someone on im appears to be typing, but no words come out. You will see the "_____ is typing a message," but no message appears for a long while. Often message is shorter than would be expected by the time it took to type it.
Ron was having a bad case of contextpation while im the other day.
by Ryan Cordell February 5, 2005
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LB Contest

LB Contest (short for Lucky Bastard Contest) is a year-long competition in which two boys go to compete for dating the most girls.
Let's go for a LB Contest.

Oh my dad LOVES LB Contest.
by cocotones November 12, 2010
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The Contest

A game in which participants must look up the most horrifying toon porn that ruins their childhood memories. The winner is declared when the other contestants childhood memories are completely shattered.
"Before The Contest, I used to love care bears! Now all I can think about is them in a circle jerk."
by Scrambles The Death Dealer October 14, 2008
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Classic Contests

Myspaces Best Contest Site.
Has Fun games and Whore Code Requests, Beautiful Site models.
DANG! Their Awesome
Your experience with them will be classic
You might never find a nicer contest site.
The only real classic is the one to the link below. The rest are posers or FAKES that are trying to steal thier stuff. They have great contest

myspace.com/theclassiccontests
I love that Classic Contests, their soo nice. their URL is like theclassiccontests.
by RachelRadiant December 9, 2008
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pissing contest

as the name indicates, any childish or insignificant competition, analogically based upon the perverted or homosexual act of urinating or ejaculating farther than others; often involving DUTCH COURAGE, BRAGGING RIGHTS, COUNTING COUP, PAY DUES, ATFU, BTDT, and the settlement of wagers. As with most games, the people who like to play them are usually successful, by fair means or foul; so the best strategy is: never play the other guy's game! Compare FIRING LINE; see CIRCLE JERK, TURN IN THE BARREL, POGUE, CHALLENGE COIN, SHORT SNORTER, CHIT HARD TIMES TOKEN.
LTC: Quit your pissing contest and get back to work!!

PFC: Yes, Sir!
by James Lowe February 22, 2008
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pissing contest

1. when two or more males gather around a toilet and urinate, "sword fighting" with their piss stream. The winner is declared when he is the last one pissing.
by C-bo July 14, 2004
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