Constantinople

The last valiant stronghold of Constantine's Holy Roman Empire. Was breached by the Ottoman Forces of Muhammad the Conqueror using artillery designed by Christian Engineers.

If Constantine agreed to purchase the designs for the siege cannons instead of turning them away, the Turks could never have captured Constantinople.

by Darius The Great January 5, 2004

Constanța

Constanța is a beautiful, sexy and an amazing human being. But she can kick your ass easily.

Wow. I wish Constanța was mine.

by Elegeo April 18, 2020

George Costanza

Exactly who president Biden is supposed to play irl

Even if George Costanza was a fictional character on Seinfeld...well at least he did the opposite of what led him to screw up his life choices. Maybe Biden should do the opposite of everything he himself has done so far as president?

by Sexydimma May 20, 2022

Blumfield Constant

In a world that changes all the time, one thing remains constant: the Blumfield Constant. The idea of this Blumfield Constant originated in a typical ap physics classroom. The Blumfield Constant is always the same, under every circumstance, in all situations, in any universe. The Blumfield Constant is strictly defined as equal to 1910289327x10^81e in the units (torr^2)(molality^normality)(J^5)(ohm^8)(Tesla^12)/(pi^12amp)(cosine phi x rho)(Gidfields^3). These units work perfectly fine in terms of how molecular shape affects magnetic fields in a lit frictionless elevator specifically designed for weighing fish. The elevator must be rapidly changing in pressure/temperature and there must be a constant supply of gamma ray radiation coming from a source. The unbelievable constancy of the Blumfield Constant cancels out and sometimes even overpowers the rapidly changing conditions in the elevator. The Blumfield Constant applies to the hair of the person weighing the fish in the elevator, which MUST be absolutely constant throughout the experiment for the problem to work. Gamma radiation ensures the constancy of the weigher's hair. The work on the discovery of the Blumfield Constant was pioneered by "Mr Gibfield," whose own unit is included in the Blumfield Constant. Mr Gibfield is recognizable by his extremely constant hair, santa beard, and nose shaped like the greek letter "lambda."

Yoni: Hey, I'm really having some trouble weighing my fish in this elevator. Help me!
Dustin: Dude calm down! Just remember to use the Blumfield Constant and everything will work out.
Yoni: Sweet! I did it! But why is my hair so constant now?
Dustin: ¡No es bueno! We better go see if Mr Gibfield can fix this

by itsnotforyou November 19, 2010

Istanbul, No Constantinople

Doo doo it was called Constantinople then the Turks came along and gave it the works and turned it into Istanbul

Greek man : stupid cockroach it’s Constantinople!!
Turk : little weak sperm Greek it’s Istanbul!!!
Syrian : Istanbul, No Constantinople, is a bad city.
Turk and Greek : SHUT UP SYRIA BITCH BOY GO HAVE ANOTHER CIVIL WAR!!!

by Aplo July 4, 2021

Constantino

Always happy but loves some gossip known as a big liar but knows how to get girls in any kind of way

Ey Constantino what's todays lie?

by Lewis Hamshire August 20, 2018

Costanzaed

The act of a guy leaving an article of clothing at the home of a girl that he slept with, so as to ensure that at a time in the future the girl will have to have him over to collect the item of clothing, thus increasing the chance of sexual intercourse.

I was with this girl last night, don't know how well it went but I Costanzaed her so hopefully I will get another go at it.

by Gambino's Disciple November 13, 2011