Congratafuckalations

Used during a conversation to gain the advantage over someones bragging or excessive speech.

Larry the goldfish: Hello Jim! did you see my brand new 4 door...

Tom the cat: CONGRATAFUCKALATIONS

Larry the goldfish: wow man...that was so not....

Tom the cat: congratafuckalations!

by JiggaBean December 8, 2010

Congraduate

Congratulating a friend for Graduating

I'll be right back, I'm going to Congraduate Christian

by CAR June 3, 2015

Premature Congratulator

Describes someone who gets really excited about something too early/quickly and jinxes you. (Also another term to describe a premature ejaculator.)

Wow! I heard that you might be getting that promotion! That's fantastic! I'm so excited for you! I've already told everyone I know!

Geez! Don't be a premature congratulator or you'll jinx it for me!

by Siorse House December 23, 2005

congradudolences

combination of congradulations and condolences, used sarcastically when someone experiences a situation with both a posetive and negative impact.

Bob, looks like your new raise is going to jack you right up to the next tax bracket, congradudolences.

Bob, you know that pain in the ass that used to work for you, well he doesn't work for you anymore - you work for him. Congradudolences.

by congradudolences February 14, 2007

Congradulations

congratulation soaked with adulations.

mostly used by loved and near ones who don't really have any idea about the achievement of the other.

Mike: hey i won the Data Interpretation Competition last night..!!!!!

Jamie: (clueless) Congradulations!!!!!!

by purpleoblivion January 2, 2011

Congratulations

Word used before getting owned with powder at sleep overs...

Congratulations to Mark, Ant, Ed joe, Laino, Robert

by Mr. September 6, 2003

congratulational

Any action that is meant to deliver congratulations.

Mike gave JR a congratulational balltap for finishing finals. Then JR fell on the ground and started crying.

by michael falso May 14, 2005