Fajardo Condition

The state in which a person constantly wears/ buys flannel and is obsessed with flannel.

My brother just bought a lot of flannels at the mall, I think he might have the Fajardo Condition.

by WhiteLightning January 2, 2019

unbareable conditions

Refers to a social/physical environment dat you cannot stand to occupy due to nobody's being willing/permitted to get naked for you.

Nude beaches make me feel so alive and free; why don't other beaches follow **suit** and allow bathers to ditch da **suits**?! Having to cover up with trunks and tops creates totally unbareable conditions for me!

by QuacksO November 3, 2022

Condition Bastard

A guy who coincidentally steals peoples girlfriends unintentionally.

Person A: "Yo, dude. Where's your girlfriend?"
Person B: "We broke up..."
Person A: "Condition Bastard?"
Person B: "Yeah..."

by Condition_Bastard January 20, 2009

Conditioned

No. I'm not. But I bet saying that made you feel good, didn't it?

Hym "Yeah, hey, my co-worker's mom died like 15 minutes after you left. She's having the worst day of her life and you're... Doing what, exactly? I'm sure saying that was super important to you though. But no. Not conditioned. I want you to know... That I am going to masterbate to your wife later. And every time you kids bleed it's the best day of my life. Even if I don't know that it's happening. Even if I'm not alive to experience it. It'll be like my own religious holiday."

by Hym Iam October 22, 2023

the Stanley Dean condition

When you are at the age in your life when you arent too old to still get an errection, but can longer ejaculate anything more than a puff of air.

These days JJ has been experiencing "the Stanley Dean condition". At least he doesnt need to use condums anymore.

by ut4wade November 1, 2010

Limited condition

That one friend who purposely does or says stupidly random things specifically for the amusement of others

He always does that, he's a limited condition

by Tts2018 March 10, 2025

Conditioned

When the prompt is prompted and the terms are set.

Omar assumed that conditioned body builders are superior to UFC fighters.

by The_Conditioner October 28, 2023