concert

slang for wanting to have someone’s kids
“you should come to one of my concerts sometime :)”

(she wants to have your kids)
by sam.poop July 18, 2022
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Concert

When you sing your favorite artist(s) songs in your bedroom
Person 1: I just had a whole Conan Gray concert in my bedroom
Person 2: Conan Gray was in your bedroom?
Person 1: you know damn well…
by footnqtes March 26, 2023
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Man-woman concert

A Man-woman concert is a form of concert without formal regulation or legislation on the purchase of tickets. Usually have less safety guidelines and precautions.
"im off to a Man-woman concert tonight!"
"Be careful steve..."
by Xx_Mitni_xX February 18, 2025
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concert back

The pain you get in your lower back from standing at a concert or gig for more than an hour. Only seems to affect those aged 30 or older.
I'm glad the gig didn't go on much longer as I had the worst concert back and really needed to sit down.
by S. Wednesday January 22, 2009
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BJ concert

A chorus and/or plethora of blowjobs occurring in one venue at the same time. Often mistaken for a musical concert by the artist Billy Joel.
Steve must be on tour this fall, that was his third BJ concert this month.
by Bob7768 March 27, 2011
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Miles Concert

a very embarrassing and pathetic attempt at getting a girl. A completely humbling experience. Instant rejection.
Person 1: "Hey, did you see how he asked her out?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it was a total Miles Concert"
by Snow snowy snow November 24, 2022
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Awesome concert

1. To smoke marijuana.
2. in an anti-drug use commercial two students were cought smoking marijuana in a concert hall bathroom. They kept repeating how they were at an "awesome concert."

"Hey babe, you wanna go to an awesome concert in my car with the windows up?"
by Tropicaligloo August 24, 2008
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