Consett academy

A School that feels like a greenhouse. With overpriced food(pizza is mad out of cardboard, Pasta is 95% water.) there are a few good teachers but most just teach you rubbish. The head cares more about your uniform than your education and will send you home for showing an inch of a anchel. Every now and again someone phones up claiming that there’s a bomb and the whole place has to shut down for a couple hours while the police search it. Full of Newcastle fans and a couple Sunderland fans, with a few Man Utd fans dotted about as well. ex-pe teacher / now assistant director has made it his life’s mission to get everyone to go to lessons every morning before the bell goes. Highlights include fire drills, substitute teachers and going home.

Old man: what’s that old greenhouse on the hill that’s made of glass.

Boy: that’s consett academy, where they put hell, forced education and the desert all in one place

by ChristsChin May 25, 2019

Consensual Nonconsensuality

The act of giving the consent while pretending not to consent (in BDSM). This term was coined by Biaman Basu in The Commerce of Peoples: Sadomasochism and African American Literature. This action involves two participants and their willing to test the waters. For example, one partner pretends not to like being tied up while the other pretends to force it. Another example, in literature, is reading a text that is fragmented and irritating, but still stimulating. Both parties agree ahead of time as to what lines cannot be crossed, but can still be taunted, and as always, a safe word is used to ensure protection.

Before the play scene:

Bob: I'm going to beg you to stop whipping me, but please don't.

Sally: Ok, I've got your consensual nonconsensuality.

During the play scene:

Bob: Oh Sally! Please stop! You are hurting me!

(Sally doesn't stop)

by M.Hanks May 19, 2014

conventional watch

a clock which is not located on a Mobile phone or such device. Usually strapped to the wrist also know as a Wrist Watch. Also may be kept in a Pocket which would be know as a Pocket Watch

My phones dead, do you have the time?... on a conventional watch?

by Leels February 2, 2010

Geneva Conventions

A document listing the basic rights of humans, what not to do in a war, and the consequences of overstepping the bounderies of the contract. The most famous revision was made in 1949.

It has become a kind of bad punchline on the world stage, like that one smartass kid in school who got his ass handed to him by teacher(s) in front of everyone.

Diplomat: The Geneva Conventions are meant to protect the rights of all people during wartime so that no atrocities can be repeated as those in World War II.

Sensible Adults: So how's that going for you buddy? Because as far as I can see, that paper's done jack shit in recent conflicts.

by seanyboyK May 3, 2016

Consett

a small disease ridden town smacked between lanchester and Stanley full of Sunderland and Newcastle supporters who think they're hard and get drunk on the streets full of little Consett academy chavs who like to spend their time having a shark and vaping they like to harass the elderly and throw stones at single mothers.

Have you been to Consett? Why would I go there.

by diggsy_malone December 27, 2018

Cactus Content

When someone puts up videos that are self absorbed and petty.

Wow, BeerBongJohn uses a lot of cactus content in his videos.

by Coffee Princess March 15, 2020

consensus

The majority of opinion. Usually reffering to a majority of people in a group that have agreed to something.

The consensus of the group was that they should improvise for the play :)

by 0wNaGe.LTD February 22, 2007