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Techno Coma

When a non-techno fan hears techno in the club. They don't know what to do, and stand and stare at the fellow patrons; hence, experience a coma where they cannot move until the techno has stopped.
I was in a techno coma when they played "Satisfaction" tonight.
by Ken Tate' May 6, 2007
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Commas

Slang for money, typically in large amounts. Derived from the fact that written values are separated by commas to simplify reading, e.g. 100,000,000, thus indicating that the amount alluded to is of considerable size.
"hey, how many commas you got in your bank account?"

"hand over the commas"

"we'll include yo mama, if you fuck with my commas" - Ice Cube
by 2pac4lyf October 3, 2010
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Outback coma

The way one feels after gorging at Outback Steakhouse. The meal usually consists of multiple servings of bread, cheese fries, salad, porterhouse, and potatoes - all washed down with a few tall draft beers, followed by desert that is force-fed no matter the feeling of fullness.
Honey, I ate way to much at the Outback. I feel like I'm going to go into an Outback coma. If I fall asleep, don't bother waking me, I'll see you in the morning.
by sciflyer.25 February 6, 2013
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Kush Coma

To be so high off of marijuana 'kush' that you pass out and don't wake up until the next day or later that day.
Brianna: "Hey, wheres Brandon?"
Shaquan: "I couldn't wake him up that fools in a 'kush coma'."
by Briannnnaaaa June 8, 2011
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Coma Lilies

A short-lived band out of Sonoma, California. They made and performed experimental, psychedelic, and hard rock. They were classy as shit, and never before has there been a band anywhere near them in style, originality, or sheer awesomeness. The tragedy of the Coma Lilies is that as a band they released less than 90 minutes of music, before having a total band shakedown. The Coma Lilies became SH@, which is the single most dissapointing, most poser, most disgusting band ever.

Lines that describe the Coma Lilies: the very essence of all that is good and awesome, a universe of lust and perfection, classy as shit, the band God made to make up to the travesty that the Coma Lilies would become.
Lines that describe SH@: the very essence of all that is poser and shit, a universe of disgusting duck turds, pure anti-class, the band that God made to balance out the pure euphoria that the Coma Lilies would cause in their lifetime.

P.S. I am not promoting the Coma Lilies out of any commercial obligation. I am merely trying to spread the word about the musical rock personification of God.
The song 'Penis Envy' by the Coma Lilies, will be the best 8 and a half minutes of your life, every time you listen to it. Their music can be found on their Myspace page www(dot)myspace(dot)com/thecomalilies
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commagraph

when you leave a lengthy comment on Myspace.
George left quite the commagraph on my Myspace.
by Justin Killmer November 4, 2008
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missile commander

A slut who loves cock and pussy whips all her boy toys. Also, a male player who commands his missile to lay waste to all the pussy in it's path.
1. Don't date Becky, that slut has been with too many dudes. She's a missile commander.

2. Matt is a fucking missile commander. That guy gets so much pussy, he puts Gene Simmons to shame.
by shreddinglicks May 14, 2015
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