colton parayko

Colton Parayko plays for the St. Louis Blues. He's a Big Boy™ and also the leagues official Good Boy. He's the kinda guy you bring home to your momma- but watch out, she might try to steal him.

Colton Parayko is a certified Teddy Bear™ but don't let that fool you, he could absolutely and most definitely wreck you. The experience would be 10/10.

Colton Parayko is also hot AF in glasses.

I want Colton Parayko to destroy me.

by nhlknowitall November 27, 2017

Colton Daoust

That quiet kid that always gets left behind especially in dangerous situations. He is that one kid to break something at a party. He spills his drink at every dinner. If there is fire around, he will put his finger in it. If there is a knife around he will start cutting things. He also shoots every one of his teammates in World War Z and laughs when they die.

Colton Daoust A man who, when browsing his name on Urban Dictionary, will get a ridiculous confidence boost.

by FurryLover225 June 4, 2020

Pulling a colton

making plans then never going through with them or canceling

"I thought you and him were hanging out"
"No he's pulling a colton"

by Lolfuckboys August 16, 2015

Colton hashagen

A real life noodle, Sid the sloth headass, doesn’t think eyes change color headass, gets pussy once and crashes his car headass

Bro that guy is so tall skinny and white af he looks like a Colton hashagen

by Rainbow667 June 8, 2019

Colton McClaine

The biggest fboi in butler Pennsylvania

That colton McClaine is is one big buck tooth fboi

by Bailee t March 22, 2018

Colton S.

Best drug dealer ever gives weed, meth, coke, crack, and heroin.also will rule the world with communism like hitler planned "hail Hitler" also very smart

definition, colton S. always gets me my weed on time

by Colton S. friend April 21, 2022

Edzol Colton

An alias for Edward Turnbull.

Person one "We have an imposter none other then Edzol Colton"
Person two "Edzol Colton, I should have known"

by Glyndward October 18, 2021