colon sauce

Another word for diarrhea.

Dude last nights Taco Bell gave me colon sauce this morning.

by Masturbabe May 8, 2023

Colon Colonisation

(Typically) Consensual anal sex between two parties that achieves deep, unprotected penetration with the aim of filling one (or both) party's colon with rich seminal fluid.

Guy 1: Hey, where's that £6.25 you owe me?
Guy 2: I'll get it, I swear.
Guy 1: You better, or you'd best start preparing yourself for colon colonisation.

by TittySmack September 4, 2016

colon(a)virus

When you shit all the next day because you had too much to drink the night before due to coronavirus.

Dude I drank an extra bottle of red last night and now I'm shitting so much I think I have colon(a)virus.

by c0l0n March 22, 2020

Redneck Colonic

Someone who is to poor to get a regular colonic in which they use the jet streams from a hot tub to siphon water in and out of ones butt.

Kara: Michelle I have a really hot guy taking me out on a date tonight. Do you mind if I come over and get a Redneck Colonic from your house real quick?

Michelle: Yes I do.

by SaltyIguana January 21, 2010

colon cookie

feces.

This colon cookie is done, where's the john?

by the one time poster August 4, 2009

Colon Cowboy

A term to describe a homosexual male.
Referers to the act of riding another man ass like a horse. hence making it cowboy like.

Province Town is filled with Colon Cowboys.

by PCFAHQ May 19, 2005

Colon Pounder

One who has assigned themselves the duty of pounding the anuses of other people for the duration of their lives. The act will lead to the penis pounding into the recipient's colon, hence the name.

Man: Well honey, its off to another day drudging through the swamp asses. Its a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

Woman: Okay honey, I'll have dinner ready when you come back! I wish that being Colon Pounder didn't give you such bad Swamp Cock.

by ColonPounder December 28, 2009