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Barnabas Collins is a real vampire, he doesn't sparkle but actually burns like a vampire, he drinks human blood and if he were to meet the Meyerpire known as Edward Cullen Barnabas would kick his ass.
Barnabas often prefers to stay away from humans but would often drink their blood if he is thirsty,
Barnabas often prefers to stay away from humans but would often drink their blood if he is thirsty,
Barnabas Collins was cursed as a vampire in the year 1776, but is later responsible for the restoration of the Collins name and reputation in 1972 and is a key participant in the destruction of the family's longtime nemesis, the beautiful but spiteful witch Angelique Bouchard.
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Get the Suzanne Collins mug.Uncle Colon is a man who has a detachable colon. Legend has it, that if you call his number (I don’t want to give it out for the safety of the reader), he will appear on your doorstep.
If you invite him in, you’re in for a treat. He will proceed to detach his colon, so that it is hanging freely out of his body. Then he’ll smother ketchup all over it. After that he’ll sprinkle some sesame seeds on it. Now, this is where the fun begins. He will force you to suck all of the ketchup and sesame seeds of his colon.
Once you have sucked it clean, he will wind it up and put his colon where it belongs. He will then pack up his ketcup and sesame seeds and leave. Not before thanking you for your service to him, of course. He keeps it very professional and he is always a polite guest. There are no official documentations of Uncle Colon, but I’m a believer.
Only one question remains: Are you a believer?
If you invite him in, you’re in for a treat. He will proceed to detach his colon, so that it is hanging freely out of his body. Then he’ll smother ketchup all over it. After that he’ll sprinkle some sesame seeds on it. Now, this is where the fun begins. He will force you to suck all of the ketchup and sesame seeds of his colon.
Once you have sucked it clean, he will wind it up and put his colon where it belongs. He will then pack up his ketcup and sesame seeds and leave. Not before thanking you for your service to him, of course. He keeps it very professional and he is always a polite guest. There are no official documentations of Uncle Colon, but I’m a believer.
Only one question remains: Are you a believer?
Person 1: Dang, I’m really craving some sesame seeds and ketchup right now.
Person 2: Dude, you should just call Uncle Colon and he’ll pay a visit. You needs will be more than fulfilled.
Person 2: Dude, you should just call Uncle Colon and he’ll pay a visit. You needs will be more than fulfilled.
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Get the Uncle Colon mug.A woman who actively discriminates against, demotes, or otherwise disregards other women. Named after Senator Susan Collins who voted to confirm Brett Kavanaugh to the Supreme Court despite a widely-held nonpartisan belief that he will vote to overturn Roe v. Wade, and despite numerous allegations of sexual assault against women. Derived from the expression Uncle Tom.
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