If the passenger seat in a car is called shotgun, then is the seat behind it called the Kurt cobain?
by IDFKMON March 19, 2020

When your girlfriend, wife, or fling fails to aim or cover your erect member during a hundjob and during ejaculation you "shoot" yourself in the face!
by Deadfox January 10, 2017

The act of shooting oneself in the face with their own semen whilst pleasuring oneself. Even better if you convince your girlfriend did it to you.
1: So I was jacking off last night, and accidently Jerk Cobained myself.
2: Yeah, sex with Courtney was great, all up until she pointed my dick away from her during a handjob and I Jerk Cobained myself.
2: Yeah, sex with Courtney was great, all up until she pointed my dick away from her during a handjob and I Jerk Cobained myself.
by Mr. Misanthropy July 19, 2016

by mglange March 4, 2016

by Giuseppe1988 October 11, 2019

by What_Is_A_Pseudonym? May 16, 2019

Guy 1: Bro you ok? You seem a bit off lately
Guy 2: Yeah my head is feeling like Kurt Cobain’s
Guy 1: Damn I’m sorry bro
Guy 2: Yeah my head is feeling like Kurt Cobain’s
Guy 1: Damn I’m sorry bro
by Vandalized March 31, 2019
