Cluster Buster
The accidental act of crushing ones nuts. This can be done by either sitting down when they are nestled directly between the thighs, or wearing ones trousers too tight.
"Sorry boss, won't be in today. Got on my bike drunk last night, slipped and suffered a cluster buster."
Cluster Buster by Matty Boy March 9, 2004
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