Power Couching

(V)- To sit on a couch that has no back legs to prevent the act of falling while you are sleeping. The couch has to have 2 cuhions, with the exception of couches that fat men broke while fixing the ceiling. Any couch that meetd the following requirements is said to be "powerful" due to superior comfortability, sitting, and awesomeness. (N)- Powerful Couch
(A)

Nouns-
"OPC(Original Power Couch)"- Currently residing in Patrick Opps bedroom.
"DC(DJs Couch)"- Currently residing in a welfare ran home(Not DJs, hes republican).
"NCWNATSOA"(Nurses Couch Were Not Allowed To Sit On Anymore)- Was once so powerful due to location at a school, but the bitch-ass red guy, A.K.A Bitch-ass Red Guy, exclaimed the haulting of our Couching Priveleges.
Verbs-
Dude 1- Dude i slept on this couch that coincidentely had no back legs and only 2 cushions.
Dude 2- Dude, you were power couching on accident!

by DOWNS SKAMP DUMP March 18, 2009

Butt clinching

a man squeezing their glutes together during oral sex to make it last longer.

The adult actor was butt clinching to last the whole hour.

by Coop Dupe June 9, 2018

couching

the act of smoking a joint and or rolling a j.

Dude, the people in the other room are couching up a storm.

I couched on her stomach.

by starshineluv November 8, 2010

Clutching [nutmeg]

The act of ingesting 2-4 tea spoons of Nutmeg, then experiencing the side effects and enjoying.

Courtney and Aly were clutching nutmeg hardcore last weekend.

by Kortni11 January 20, 2009

Churching

The act of going to church

Religious people enjoy churching on Sundays

by Unique handle 212 June 16, 2021

clutching

a person who masturbates by aggresively tickling/playing with his balls. aggresively as if stroking it from its common needs. just for the cause of a weird pleasure. Its also a gesture for good luck in china.

i was clutching like crazy yesterday, i busted the hugest load. You should try it.

2021: i was jelqing 2022: i was gooning 2023: i was edging 2024: the load boutta be upon these opps

by mog Tzu's disciple January 15, 2024

CLUTCHING

Clutching is another word for someone having a budget on money and using wisdom in their financial distributions.

May apply to people who have businesses, student debt, etc.

"She clutching down BIG TIME!"

by CyborgQueen March 13, 2025