clouding

Accessing your cloud on the internet. (Working on cloud computing)

The act of adding/removing files or programs from your online "cloud"

A: "Hey, I see youre working on your laptop, are you surfing the internet?"

B: "No, actually im clouding. I just wanted to add some cool new softwares to my online data storage"

by karmcy February 27, 2011

crusting

when you drink so much you get a alchohol crust around your mouth

wow man i must have been hammered last night, i woke up with a crusting

by trunkface January 4, 2006

Counting Sheep

When you fall asleep while you are doing the sexual position "69"

Did you hear about Mike (Counting Sheep) one night after the bar when he was with his girlfriend in bed.

by Daddy Shep 24 August 28, 2009

Planking at closing time

The act of looking to get laid at closing time at the local dive bar. It refers to there typically only being large & drunk women available, & a plank needing to be tied to your ass to keep from falling in to the big girls vagina. The short form is planking.

Yo!! Did you guys see Bill today? He was really desperate & out planking at closing time at The Dirty Dive Bar. The last time I saw him he had hooked up with a Big Bertha. Hope he makes it home from his planking expedition unscathed.

by Ehud Avni July 8, 2011

Clouting

When a thot is using you for fame / clout. May be used for the growth of their own account.

Clouting is when ppl use u for clout, a good example is mylesxgrayson

by AidanKanne January 31, 2018

Counting The Sheep

A term useally used for discribing sex but can be used for anying else.

Person A:You weren't suposed to count the sheep with her.
Person B:You call sex counting the sheep.
A:I call everything counting the sheep including people, Sheep

by Andrew Roldan October 19, 2004

Couting

Everyone knows what couting is because it's just one of those things everyone knows. It's basic knowledge.

Jeff: What's couting?
Mike: You know what it is.
Jeff: No I don't.
Mike: Yes you do, just think everyone does.

by Non-couting July 27, 2011