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Bodily Harm Clause

Oh! I almost forgot!
Hym "Blinding, amputating, or torturing. Accidental or otherwise (upto and including getting hit by a drunk driver). That is also part of the bodily harm clause."
by Hym Iam May 5, 2025
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The Santa Clause

When a guy cums on his partners chin and it drips down ,making a white beard like Santa clause .
Man she was sucking my dick so good I came on her face and gave her the Santa Clause
by Audrey nikcole August 30, 2018
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elastic clause

When you tuck your morning wood in the elastic of your boxers
I used the eleastic clause method to hide my morning wood from my sister

Dave better use the elastic clause before mom sees his wood
by BigolebigD November 26, 2018
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Rubber Clause

1st law of memes, stating that one cannot reverse a reverse.
Person one: u gay
Person 2: no u
Person 1: *uno reverse card*
Person 2: That is illigal, as stated on the Rubber Clause
by Skulltra August 20, 2019
mugGet the Rubber Clausemug.

Divinity Clause

A claim made by an individual that is inherently unverifiable, rendering it impossible to determine its truthfulness or whether it constitutes a deliberate falsehood.
Example
Dumbass: Did you take my diamonds?
Jonathan: Yeah I burned them in lava lol
Dumbass: Did you really?
Jonathan: I guess you’ll never know
Dumbass: Oh no! He’s using the Divinity Clause
by UrTweakin May 7, 2025
mugGet the Divinity Clausemug.

buyback clause

when you say to always keep a girl if you need her back
I told Jen ill always love her incase i wanna activate the buyback clause
by kayden gaylesbian March 17, 2024
mugGet the buyback clausemug.

Slanta Clause

Herro, why you no say Slanta Clause comin tonite
by EazyE47 November 13, 2022
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