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Chremastistophilia

a sexual paraphilia. (or sometimes a sexual fetishism) this is where Sexual arousal or pleasure is derived from being robbed, conned, cheated, blackmailed or otherwise forced to loose out fiscally by a partner or complete stranger.

the strong emotions of frustration, annoyance, rage, fear or submission are subconsciously drawn upon by the person with Chremastistophilia and focused into sexual arousal/gratification. this is seen as Edge play as it can be genuinely life threatening to seek out a stranger to rob oneself purely for sexual release.

in recent years the genera of fetish websites focused at such people has grown dramatically.
financial dominants, chat with their 'financial submissives' and talk about what the dominant will do wit money 'taken' from the submissive, and generally stirr the strong emotions that fuel this paraphilia.
young girl: " you know you want to buy me the car. if you don't I'll just tease it out of you anyway. You know you love me taking your money. *giggles*"

Chremastistophilia dude: aww damn! *folds, buys car, and goes off to masturbate*

Chremastistophilia sucks ass!
by lilpaypig December 20, 2008
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Chrome Dick

A man in his early thirties to early forties who thinks he can still pick up 21 year old chicks. A Chrome Dick has slicked back hair, a gold chain around his neck and/or wrist, chest hair sticking out of the top of his hawaiian button up shirt, with a cell phone (or pager) clipped onto the side of his pants. This type of man can be seen smoking cigars while driving his sports car on his way to the country club.
"That guy's a Chrome Dick!"
by Kuney December 30, 2008
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chrimmil

A person (usu. a student) who attempts to fit the role of one who looks unintelligent but truly is. A chrimmil looks unintelligent and truly is, but pretends as if he/she was smart.
Will Smith, for example is someone who seems unintelligent but truly is brilliant, as evidenced by his scholarship to MIT.

A chrimmil would be someone attempting to follow the footsteps of Will Smith, but instead publicizes his/her intelligence. This chrimmil, however, is in actuality, not as intelligent as he/she appears.
by Ankur Goyal December 9, 2008
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chromed in the ass

When your functional software automatically updates, introducing bugs.

The Google chrome web browser automatically updates to the latest version. This can be great when you get unexpected new, working features which add to your browsing experience, but every so often you get an update which breaks existing features. To top if off, Google don't offer the ability to roll back to a working version, so you're stuck with a semi-retarded piece of software.
Aww man, I just got 'chromed in the ass' by iTunes
by duxa August 11, 2012
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chaumar

"wow he is such a chaumar'' She said.
by FattyCattyDATTY February 16, 2018
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Chrome Booking

Making up a lie off the top of your head that you actually believe
Jalen was Chrome Booking when he told his parents that he asked for a Chrome Book for Christmas knowing that he asked for a plain laptop.
by Jalentw06 July 16, 2018
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chrome a dome

When somebody has too many chromosomes in there head they say and do special things that look stupid.
Jon is a chrome a dome when he tried to fight the tree with his dirt bike.
by Mcglauflin July 21, 2018
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