Chromosexual

A user who has dumped their previous browser in favour of Google Chrome, just because it's cool.

Person 1: "Firefox has served me well for so many years, but since anything Google does is just so fucking cool, I'm now using Chrome. *pause* Do you know how to find my bookmarks or menu bar?"

Person 2: "Chromosexual"

by stowball January 12, 2011

Chronofuck

A waste of time.

I drove through 3 states to visit my friend and he was on vacation. The entire trip was a complete chronofuck.

by Feels Goodman October 13, 2009

THE Y CHROMOSOME

THE Y CHROMOSOME HAS BEEN PROVEN TO BE BIOLOGICALLY USELESS...WHY BOTHER?!

BRIAN:YOU CANNOT HAVE A HUMAN BEING WITHOUT THE X CHROMOSOME,THAT IS AN ABSOLUTE FACT!!THE Y CHROMOSOME IS USELESS WITH REGARDS TO THE BIOLOGICAL EQUATION OF HUMAN LIFE AND HOW IT FORMS FROM CHROMOSOMES TO THE ZYGOTE AND EVENTUALLY THE FOETUS..
SCUNNY DICKHEAD: OIIGGHT U COMMIN ON TO ME EH? WOT U ON ABT MATE CAN I AVE SOME OF WOT UR TOKIN U FUCKING NOOBEND??!
* brian kicks scunny to death for being such a fucking idiot*

by USELESSYCHROMOSOME April 23, 2009

chronometer

A device for the telling or measurment of time; clock.

I put my new chronometer on the wall.

by Hellcry June 26, 2004

23-chromosome pudding

A man's ejaculate, warm and creamy, ready to be consumed by his sexual partner. So-called, because of the 23 chromosomes of DNA contained in the sperm.

Man, that girl I took to dinner last night was hot. She had some of my 23-chromosome pudding for dessert.

by perverted_one June 28, 2007

chronopathy

chronopathy n. (Gr. khronos, time + Gr. patheia, suffering) Ð a temporality disorder, a deficiency of time sense and inability to manage time, to comply with schedules, etc.

Chronopathy is the unindentified cause of many social disorders and career failures.

Chronopathy can be compared to blindness or dyslexia. As a severe impairment of the time orientation ability, it should be treated as a psychological condition rather than a moral deficiency.

by Mikhail Epstein November 13, 2003

chromosome count

The amount of chromosomes present in a person's body. Down syndrome is commonly associated with a higher chromosome count (a third copy of chromosome 21).

Bro, go get a genome sequencing done. Your chromosome count is way too high, you're dumb as fuck.

by abandonhope February 21, 2015