Chode

When one's gentleman's sausage has a greater diameter than length.

Sir Henry II gentlemans sausage was a chode.

by Ass Pegger April 20, 2021

Chode

A penis that when you look at it, you will be incapacitated at its sheet girth. The length is small at best, however if your name is Conner, Scott, Conrad, or any other variation of the name you have not only a chode, but a micro penis

Gabby Stone Rhino loves being pounded by Conners girthy chode.

by Hairy rhino chode December 14, 2020

Chode

1. A dick that is wider than it is long
2. A stupid dumb face person.

"He is so effing wack" said Jimmy, "He is a soggy bag of wet chodes" added Pat.

by Emil Ime March 5, 2018

chode

a penis as wide as it is short; short and thicc dick

Lucas Sharp has a chode

by momo1021 September 23, 2017

chode

a fat weiner.

"suck my dick bbg"
"No you have a chode"

*CRIES*

by ihavethephatestass39 January 8, 2022

Chode

A peen wider than it is long

Like lazerbeam said in one of his dumb subreddits videos that guy probably has a chode

by Jackson Wilhelmi January 16, 2020

Chode

Sam Dornan’s cock

Aaron Allen’s attitude is that of a chode.

by Big boy pay July 25, 2019