Chimp

Somebody who's freakin' out and needs to chill. Can be used as a verb, noun or adjective.

"Yo I just ate weed brownies and I'm hella chimped."

Person A- "Wanna hang with Brian tonight?"
Person B- "Nah, that dude's a chimp."

Person A- "Ahhh oh no (insert complaint about whatever)!
Person B- "Yooo quit chimpin'."
Person A- "Woah... you're right. I need to chill."
Person A- "Word."

by Real Insane May 31, 2013

chimpject

1. being so high on life that those around you may actually think that you have been intraveniously injecting drugs into your system.
2. the tipsy feeling a sober individual gets in the presence of friends that may or may not actually be sober themselves.
3. feeling so shitty or fucked up that you think you must have let a chimp inject something in you earlier in the day.

Jay: Have you been drinking, are you high?
Kristin: No, Sarah just gets me chimpjected.

Those girls over there are either chimpjecting or on some seriously good drugs.

by KBook January 2, 2009

chimpanzano

A chimpanzano is a person that has had half a lasagnae for lunch.

That chimpanzano is such a fucking re-tarded bastard and I think I will eat the other half of the lasagnae

by -MUG- June 9, 2007

climpering

Dealing with something that needs to be done, but is not a priority.

I'm climpering by cleaning my room when I should be working on my big paper due tomorrow.

by Psych403 October 26, 2011

chimp gobble

The are of feasting on a monkeys cheeks, while pleasuring another man at the same time, always in cold weather below 0 degrees.

It was so cold last night so i performed chimp gobble.

by my dog nethanial hates me December 11, 2018

Chimpofile

Resultant species from cross breeding a Chimpazee and an agressive sexual predator.

Species was developed in the late 1970's at a time where ethics in the scientific community was yet to develop a rhobust set of legal guidelines.

"Half primate, half inmate, it's the Chimpofile.

"Chimpofile, chimpofile ,you make the gaylord monkeys smile."

by Marvindacat December 23, 2019

Chimp moment

Noun: An an event or action that insinuates the likeness of a chimp

Bruh, your dad died? Kinda a chimp moment ngl

by An actual ape April 27, 2020