chimp nostrils

When a man, during a teabagging session, attempts to shove his balls into his partners nostrils as hard as they can...

Usually ends in a permanent flaring of the partners nostrils...

Man 1: Shit dude,. whats up with that chick's face?
Man 2: Oh man, I totally shoved my balls up her nose.
Man 1: No-ones going to want to rump her with THOSE chimp nostrils
Man 2: I would

by Chambers_dude April 26, 2007

Sucka Chimp

A cowardly fool.

That Sucka Chimp Dustin got caught up with his girlfriend will cold hard evidence and he still won't admit it.

by Number3Killer June 09, 2003

Chimp Out

Chimp Out refers to the action of someone or somthing(chimpanzee) going completly ape shit on anyone who tries to calm it down. The person or thing completly looses his or her cool for an extended period of time. In extreme cases resulting in police "busting a cap in its ass".

Lady 1: " Oh God shoot the chimp shoot it (sobs)."

911 Operator: "What seems to be the problem mam?"

Police officer:"Woah man did you see that chimpanzee chimp out on that ladys ass, it ripped her face off"

by Vappy Boy February 28, 2009

chimp-link

when multiple chimps join together to form a chain while humping each other. Often accompanied by aggressive shrieking or grunting.

Oh god, look at that Chimp-link! This one is quite impressive, they have even got the alpha male involved

by YxngLee May 15, 2022

Chimp Simple

Chimp simple is when something is so straightforward that even a chimpanzee or a toddler with down syndrome could easily understand it.

Keep it chimp simple when tending to the bear necessities of life.

The directions are chimp simple, it is impossible to get lost.

by full_reet December 28, 2015

ice chimps

White people

“Hey look it’s an ice chimp”
“Ice chimps food taste like plain doodoo”

by Grumpslumps November 22, 2021

rescue chimp

Much like a "captain save a ho" but only saves midnight looking women !

Look at Bobby being a true rescue chimp tonight !

by B*lo February 11, 2017