chimp nostrils

When a man, during a teabagging session, attempts to shove his balls into his partners nostrils as hard as they can...

Usually ends in a permanent flaring of the partners nostrils...

Man 1: Shit dude,. whats up with that chick's face?
Man 2: Oh man, I totally shoved my balls up her nose.
Man 1: No-ones going to want to rump her with THOSE chimp nostrils
Man 2: I would

by Chambers_dude May 10, 2007

Sucka Chimp

A cowardly fool.

That Sucka Chimp Dustin got caught up with his girlfriend will cold hard evidence and he still won't admit it.

by Number3Killer June 9, 2003

Chimp Out

Chimp Out refers to the action of someone or somthing(chimpanzee) going completly ape shit on anyone who tries to calm it down. The person or thing completly looses his or her cool for an extended period of time. In extreme cases resulting in police "busting a cap in its ass".

Lady 1: " Oh God shoot the chimp shoot it (sobs)."

911 Operator: "What seems to be the problem mam?"

Police officer:"Woah man did you see that chimpanzee chimp out on that ladys ass, it ripped her face off"

by Vappy Boy February 28, 2009

chimp titties

A. (noun) saggy old-man boobs

A: That dude needs to put his shirt back on.

B: Yep, he's sporting some real chimp titties.

by missnancycook August 2, 2012

Chimp Bandit

A chimp bandit is a person who steals chimps/apes/monkeys and eventually falls in love with the anthropod. And/or eats the chimp afterwards.

I swear I saw a monkey in his pocket, he is a chimp bandit.

by Mr-Simmas August 21, 2009

Chimp Simple

Chimp simple is when something is so straightforward that even a chimpanzee or a toddler with down syndrome could easily understand it.

Keep it chimp simple when tending to the bear necessities of life.

The directions are chimp simple, it is impossible to get lost.

by full_reet April 6, 2016

Bittie Chimp

A female who goes through men faster then a chimp goes through bananas.

Yo those soccer girls are total Bittie Chimps.

by PoundTown11 August 14, 2010