Chevy Cavalier

A car that saves you money when you buy it but will cost you lots in the long run. American car companies offer 0% financing, which is how they sell so many cars. Then they make the profit on the aftermarket parts to fix all those cars.

The Cavalier is known for its bad bearings, head gasket, brakes, paint, trim, doors hinges, radio, lower control arms, abs system, seatbelts and overall high maintenance.

Save now and pay later is the motto here, buy a Toyota or Honda next time.

Damn, looks like the other front wheel bearings needs to be replaced. *opens wallet*

by Dan February 19, 2005

Chevy 1500

Chevy 1500 are better than dodge and ford, but the owners offten can no traction with there two wheel drive chevy 1500.

Person 1:I was trying to race my chevy 1500 against a school bus, but i couldnt get no traction.

Person 2: Badass(sarcastic voice)

by JohnDeereJohn March 27, 2011

chevy dick

A penis that is as hard as rock. Like Chevy ' like a rock'

Girl,,,so hottie came over lastnight trying to get it in,,n OMG (smile's) that mofo had Chevy dick like a mother fucker.

by _Momma<3Love_ January 5, 2018

Chevy Citation

Introduced in 1980, the Citation was a compact car that replaced the Nova. It was also Chevy's first Front Wheel Drive car. Engines offered were 6 or 4 cyls. The car proved to be problematic and was recalled numerous times, leading to it's demise in 1985. I'm sure no one misses them, as the styling was boring.

The Chevy Citation was a step up from a Chevette, but still being a cheap car with horrible steering and cheap interiors. A total embarrssment for GM.

by Metalhead83 January 11, 2012

Chevy small-cock

The engine in an overly large, loud, lifed truck. Typically driven by those who need to make up for defiency in their netherregions

"When the hunter started his truck, I could here that he had a chevy small-cock, his wife must be proud."

by chikenliver catkiller September 14, 2008

chevy lover

A person with poor taste in trucks

You can tell he's a chevy lover by the way he stares at other men's butts

by Mekanik July 28, 2016

Chevy Cavalier

A tri-colored automobile, due to the wearing off of paint, that will progress through a series of equally painful "crap modes" throughout it's far too short life. In these modes, the car will be unable to accelerate, turn on, or perform other necessary tasks. However, despite the world of trouble and pain, the Cavalier instills a sense of fierce loyalty and pride.

(Person A): What is that awful clanking sound?
(Person B): Yeah, that's just B squared D trying to coast into a parking spot, since his car won't accelerate and cuts out everytime he slows below 20 miles per hour.
(Person A): Wow, why does he keep that piece of junk?
(Person B): Are you serious? Man, he has a fierce sense of loyalty toward that beast...until he sold it for $30 to a random guy...

by goat September 13, 2004