Chaved Out

When something that used to be cool usually a brand of clothing (e.g. Vans) is took over by chavs and gets completely ruined. They see all the normal people wearing nice designer clothes and get jealous because they are poor and trampy so they go out and rob them.

Boy1: Do you like my new Ed Hardy tee-shirt?

Boy2: No way dude! That's chaved out!

by GedFTW July 6, 2011

Chalet Lasagne

The Layering of fecal matter between toilet paper in a dry toilet bowl when there is no available water to flush away the excrement.

Alan enjoyed a chalet lasagne when there was no available water in the toilets at mt lyford.

by Number 2x2 July 27, 2013

Chavender

Chavender - the distinctive smell of broken dreams, anger, cigarettes, beer, and cheap perfume. Hippy chicks smell like patchouli and lady chavs smell like chavender.

I walked into the pub and a wall of chavender assaulted my nose. It was gonna be another one of those nights.

by BraveLuxan September 13, 2013

cravetarian

A person who is so in tune with their body they eat the healthy food it craves. Their eat habits are a combination of vegetarian, paleo, vegan and omnivore. They may eat a vegan diet for weeks and then change to an omnivore diet following what their body craves.

I follow a paleo diet; what type of diet do you follow? I'm a cravetarian!

by nutrition chick July 6, 2014

Cavetornado

A vaginal fart

Tabitha let out a rip roaring cavetornado

by yorkwood August 13, 2014

chavence

A chav of higher class

Look at stormzy he's a right chavence

by Charva d December 12, 2017

Chaetophobia

Chaetophobia is the fear of hair. I feel sorry for whoever has this phobia, because everyone's gonna have hair sometime in their life.

Tommy had chaetophobia, and screamed whenever John pulled a strand of hair out.

by Grrrwawawawawa May 21, 2018