An ill-mannered police officer who pulls you over for a minor citation, gives you a hard time over nothing, and acts like he’s above the law. Of course if there’s a real crime going on Constable Charming more than likely won’t notice even if you try pointing it out to him.
Ali: This annoying cop gave me a speeding ticket because I was driving too slow.
Victor: Ha! Constable Charming strikes again!
Victor: Ha! Constable Charming strikes again!
by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010
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Person 1 to person 2: Dude! What do you think of your sister's new boyfriend?
Person 2: He's a regular Prince Charmin. I picked up a four-pack of extra quilted. Gonna jump him later tonight and beat him silly.
Person 2: He's a regular Prince Charmin. I picked up a four-pack of extra quilted. Gonna jump him later tonight and beat him silly.
by Nicanorio December 18, 2017
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A specific breed of douche that plague the wonders of Stickam.com. He has an obsessive compulsion to lie about his career, his life and his whereabouts. He has known to be an astronaut, in the military, a DJ, a Nascar driver and a masochist. Many people try and avoid the carmine because he is a pedo. Carmine's are major attention whores. They will constantly ask you whether or not you can hear them several times in a row. They tend to shun anybody they do not know unless they have breasts, or pay immediate attention to them.
Carmines also don't understand that when they do stupid things, they may be ejected from a chat room. They think they don't do anything wrong and they are ABOVE ZE LAW!!!!
They may also like furries, although there isn't specific evidence pointing to such claims.
Carmines also don't understand that when they do stupid things, they may be ejected from a chat room. They think they don't do anything wrong and they are ABOVE ZE LAW!!!!
They may also like furries, although there isn't specific evidence pointing to such claims.
"Hey guys. I just got back from NASA and they wanted me to fix the windows on the shuttle and everything. But I was like Screw that, so I came home to have a smoke. I am Carmine."
by Nicholas Van Orton August 26, 2007
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by Princess August 28, 2004
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by Controversiaty June 10, 2015
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by KaoruBell22 August 26, 2007
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Neighbors and co-workers reported "He was so charming! I would have trusted him with my life!"
"He had such a charming smile."
Neighbors and co-workers reported "He was so charming! I would have trusted him with my life!"
"He had such a charming smile."
by ShearMutiny January 12, 2019
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