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Constable Charming

An ill-mannered police officer who pulls you over for a minor citation, gives you a hard time over nothing, and acts like he’s above the law. Of course if there’s a real crime going on Constable Charming more than likely won’t notice even if you try pointing it out to him.
Ali: This annoying cop gave me a speeding ticket because I was driving too slow.

Victor: Ha! Constable Charming strikes again!
by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010
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prince charmin

A person who is so full of crap that they deserve to be beaten over the head with a sack full of toilet paper rolls.
Person 1 to person 2: Dude! What do you think of your sister's new boyfriend?

Person 2: He's a regular Prince Charmin. I picked up a four-pack of extra quilted. Gonna jump him later tonight and beat him silly.
by Nicanorio December 18, 2017
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carmine

A specific breed of douche that plague the wonders of Stickam.com. He has an obsessive compulsion to lie about his career, his life and his whereabouts. He has known to be an astronaut, in the military, a DJ, a Nascar driver and a masochist. Many people try and avoid the carmine because he is a pedo. Carmine's are major attention whores. They will constantly ask you whether or not you can hear them several times in a row. They tend to shun anybody they do not know unless they have breasts, or pay immediate attention to them.

Carmines also don't understand that when they do stupid things, they may be ejected from a chat room. They think they don't do anything wrong and they are ABOVE ZE LAW!!!!

They may also like furries, although there isn't specific evidence pointing to such claims.
"Hey guys. I just got back from NASA and they wanted me to fix the windows on the shuttle and everything. But I was like Screw that, so I came home to have a smoke. I am Carmine."
by Nicholas Van Orton August 26, 2007
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prince charming

Take me away...........
R.S. aka Daddy...Picnics with brie and champagne, strawberries and melon. bright stargazers and a heartfelt smile melt me.
by Princess August 28, 2004
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Charaning

The act of carresing a dead baby duck, preferably fresh, and then masturbating to any one of ice cubes songs whilst softly penetrating yourself with a stick of peperami. Also it is very common to have a friend or relative be present for the activity, with better results of lidstrom if they join in. Pictures are usually taken with anyone involved in the activity required to be crying.it is essential that the peperami be coated with fibreglass insulation, or glass wool.
E.g " Jeeze auntie Selma, you really were rough when we were Charaning last night!"
by Controversiaty June 10, 2015
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carmine

A horrible disease that turns you into a complete douche.
"Yesterday I was chatting online to my 1337 friends when suddenly some guy with TEH CARMINE came in and pissed us all off."
by KaoruBell22 August 26, 2007
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Charming

Someone who is a serial killer. Psychopath/sociopath. Narsistically Likable, pleasant, attractive, charismatic and smart. Often has a dead body room somewhere close by.
"HI, I'm Ted. Need a ride?"

Neighbors and co-workers reported "He was so charming! I would have trusted him with my life!"

"He had such a charming smile."
by ShearMutiny January 12, 2019
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