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Cho Chang

better be hot in the movies, because the way they talk her up in the books I better crap myself when she appears in the movies she's so hot
They can never find a girl as hot as Cho Chang is depicted, and the movies will leave me disappointed again
by Justin December 2, 2004
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Bullcrap dun changed since 1900

Stuff has changed since a long time ago.
Son Bullcrap dun changed since 1900
by societyfailed November 10, 2017
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changsha

The provincial capital of Hunan province in south of China. Famous for hot food and crazy food like stinking beancurd. Hunan happens to be the birth place of Chariman Mao and Changsha where he did his schooling.
(Foreigner from hunan in a different city)
Chinese: You seem to like hot food ,quite uncommon among foreigners.

Foreigner: I'ver been living in Changsha for five years.
by killerhead October 22, 2009
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Bitch I ain't Cho Chang

When some Gingerkid mistakes you for your best friend.
"Hello, Cho Chang, my name in Gin-ny Weas-ley."
"Bitch I ain't Cho Chang!"
"That's Lavender Brown, Racist Sister!"
by grangerdanger December 23, 2009
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getting changed

The act of being walked in on while masturbating.

A common excuse used when you are caught yankin' your shit.

To masturbate, usually in close vicinity to other people.
My roommates walked in on me while I was getting changed.

If you continue to practice not knocking before you enter my room, you may witness me getting changed.

Yo, I'mma go get changed.
by Ad Rock May 28, 2008
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changbinsexual

Only attracted to Changbin. A member of kpop group StrayKids
“Have you seen hyunjin lately?!”
Girl, Bye. I’m Changbinsexual” ally rolls her eyes
by ChangbinSexual October 25, 2020
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Poonmeister Chang

the poonmeister chang is an increasingly popular sex position used mainly by playa's and absolute idiots, having started in the North of England. It is the favoured position of poonmeisters although complete poon-noobs have also been known to attempt it. The act must take place with one or more poon BUT it is best to have no connection to them - other than yor penis. This is to avoid awkwardness the mornging after. as you cum, you shout 'CHANG!' in her innocent little face, then you pwn her some more. you can ask her how much of a poonmeister you are, and keep shouting 'CHANG!!!!' in her face til she gives you the right fuckin' answer.

Alternatively, you can sing the Poonmeister Chang Chant in her face:

'poonmeister chang,

with the flash tang mash bang,

double D, flash J,

kabadabay, BOOM!'

this sex position has been tried and tested, although most results have been unsuccesful. If you are feeling drunk and stupid, or are videoing the sex, this is the perfect end to a good shag. For complete morons and playa's only.
'CHANG MOTHAFUCKA!!'

'SUCK MY FLASH TANG POON STICK!! CHANG!!'

'poonmeister chang,

with the flash tang mash bang,

double D, flash J,

kabadabay, BOOM!'
by Yeti Legs June 3, 2009
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