CeleBATE

Celebrating through masturbation.
i.e a victory wank

How do you celebrate?...I have a victory wank...a celeBATE if you will.

by ErinShearer+CameronBell January 5, 2011

Celebate

To celebrate a cause, event, or holiday by masturbation due to lack of sex.

I celebate Independence Day with ejaculatory freedom because America.
I'm celebating because I'm not getting laid-- I mean today is special.

by Cazure July 31, 2013

Celebrate for Nothing

Having no reason to celebrate but throwing a party anyways

"Hey, come over. We're having a party"
"Oh, is it someone's birthday?"
"No, it's just the weekend. We'll celebrate for nothing."
"Sounds like fun"

by raging68 August 18, 2011

celeberate

To simultaneously celebrate and berate something.

On Fourth of July we can celeberate the USA.

by Yapplebee April 5, 2008

Celebritease

Pretending to have had some personal contact with a Celebrity.

He didn't really do all those things with famous people. He's just being a Celebritease.

by Waboa February 4, 2009

Celebration Bacon

1. Bacon that is consumed as a way of celebrating an event or occasion.
2. The act of preparing and consuming bacon in order to celebrate an event or occasion.

1."You're eating bacon at 4am!?"

"It's ok it's celebration bacon; it's my birthday!"

2. "I just handed in all my work: time to get my celebration bacon on!"

by mooooooooooooooooooooose November 14, 2011

premature celebration

golf term: The use of any celebratory action (ie. fist pump, raised arm, verbal comment etc.) assuming a putt will go into the hole before the ball actually enters the hole thus causing the ball to miss. Very mysterious phenomenon which plagues golfers.

I had that putt made until Steve went into a premature celebration and caused it to lip out

by goodbuddygolfer September 16, 2010