celebate

Using the activity of masturbation to celebrate recent fortunate events. The act of "celebation" must be declared beforehand in order to qualify. Can be applied to, but is not limited to: sexual advances with the opposite sex, triumphant achievements of human ability, and/or fantastically tantilizing foodstuffs.

"What? An 92 on my Gay/Lesbian Studies exam? Time to go celebate!"

by Conslarfadarf October 20, 2009

celeb mething

When a celebrity or the media "ODs" on a story (i.e. ramrods) about a celeb, as if there's "nothing" else to report.

Good God! I wish ET and E! News would stop celeb mething Lohan and Spears.

by dmccowan January 20, 2008

Celeebee

A mans sexual organ

Suck my celeebee

My celeebee is infected

by F.celeebee November 10, 2020

Celebracious

Joyous to the point of obsurdity. Festive to the 10th power. Rishschmockously blissful.

DRUNKEN GROOM: I'd like to thank everyone for attending our CELEBRACIOUS occasion.

PISSED OFF BRIDE: You As*hole!

by Juanny Cashito August 25, 2008

Celebracrush

A crush on a celebrity. A feeling of lust for somebody famous that will not be fulfilled.

Bob: You have such a Celebracrush on George Clooney.
Greg: Doesn't everybody?

or...

Steve: OMG I <3 Hayley Williams!
Sally: You should get over that Celebracrush coz' you don't have a chance.

by Z0MGCODY September 26, 2009

celeblunt

The act of celebrating with a blunt.

It's Emily's birthday, why don't we all celeblunt?

by clubk October 14, 2009

Celebratio

Giving or receiving felatio only on birthdays or special occasions

My birthday is the one day of the year my girlfriend goes down on me we call it celebratio

by MTP33 July 25, 2011