Pleasuring oneself over celebrities - usually the Hollywood smoking-hot kind but any TV munter would qualify if that's your thing.
-Dude are you coming mountain biking?
-No it's raining so I'm staying home and having a celebrity wank over that tramp from Eastenders with the massive norks
-No it's raining so I'm staying home and having a celebrity wank over that tramp from Eastenders with the massive norks
by stumpyB August 12, 2011
Get the celebrity wankmug. A celebrity (Usually an actor/actress) who has not gained enough popularity to have their own Wikipedia page, but can still be considered a celebrity.
Examples of a micro-celebrity is someone who has had a few semi-major roles in a TV show/movie, but hasn't done enough such that they can be recognized by many.
by j0s June 23, 2014
Get the Micro-celebritymug. by Esch8 March 14, 2003
Get the celebrity penismug. "My YouTube video has the square root of pi trillion hits. That makes me an Internet celebrity!"
"Shut up and give me my taco, you loser fuckbrick."
"Shut up and give me my taco, you loser fuckbrick."
by Gerbil Warrior April 17, 2008
Get the internet celebritymug. "Hey you wanna go get a saucy celebration? I've heard McDonalds has them again."
"Hey babe, let's have a saucy celebration tonight"
"My saucy celebration had too much sauce and it spewed all over my face"
"Hey babe, let's have a saucy celebration tonight"
"My saucy celebration had too much sauce and it spewed all over my face"
by mr.saucycelebration November 18, 2011
Get the Saucy Celebrationmug. Ben repeated some code in his latest pull request, so Derek just went ahead and fixed it with a celebrity commit
by bigswangy February 27, 2020
Get the Celebrity Commitmug. Some Star Wars YouTube channels arguing:
Sam's Channel: Dude, I miss Yub Nub!
HelloGreedo: Me too!
The Unusual Suspect: Holy shit guys Yub Nub was so anticlimactic, Victory Celebration was better and you both know it.
HelloGreedo: Uh...
Sam's Channel: We do, but we won't admit it...
Sam's Channel: Dude, I miss Yub Nub!
HelloGreedo: Me too!
The Unusual Suspect: Holy shit guys Yub Nub was so anticlimactic, Victory Celebration was better and you both know it.
HelloGreedo: Uh...
Sam's Channel: We do, but we won't admit it...
by Clark Nilson November 5, 2013
Get the victory celebrationmug.