Caiden

the most perfect human on this fucking planet my love my baby they’re so cute and sweet and they make u wanna cry for hours just bc they’re so perfect and loving

“who’s ur loml?”

“caiden”

by vminrrysluvr January 18, 2022

Roadside Cider

The plastic bottles of piss found in the gutters and verges of roads everywhere.

My windscreen washers have run out! No problem there's a bottle of roadside cider a few yards down the road - eurggh

by Fukuwarai February 13, 2009

Turbo Cider

Turbo Cider is a kind of budget-homebrew, often produced by students and those not old enough to buy their own booze. The main motive for producing such a beverage is usually just to get pissed on - and thus it is commonly frowned upon by 'proper' homebrewers and cider connoisseurs.

The process of brewing a Turbo Cider is to warm up some apple juice, and add some sugar and brewing yeast. A drinkable alcoholic beverage can be produced within two to three weeks, hence the name "Turbo Cider".

Julian: Man, this cider is proper skanky stuff. It tastes like absolute cack!!
Tarquin: I know, right! It's some turbo cider i did at home... it'll get us wrecked though!

by JizzJizz69 December 18, 2011

Poop-cident

A term used to describe a problem or mishap caused by poop.

Uh oh, looks like this poop-cident will make me late for work again.

by ChrissyMo September 7, 2016

Kermit-cide

The act of exercise thats pretty much it

Dude you need to chill with the kermit-cides you gunna get hurt some day

by Ascended Saiyan November 7, 2019

alaskan apple cider

This is the act of inserting your penis into a females vagina followed by urinating while it is inside

Marshall gave me the best alaskan apple cider last night, and it felt amazing.

by alaskan guy March 14, 2017

Clidesdale

A term for a beautifull girl. Primarily used in the Bay area of Northern Cali.

I was at the club and bumped into a blonde clidesdale.

by Steve_Juggernaut May 9, 2006