A Carlos is someone from Oregon that goes to Puerto Rico because he wants to be part of a college track team. It's half Mexican but looks kind of Chinese. A Carlos is a gentleman, someone sincere, trusting, unselfish, mature, optimistic, serious, realistic, playful, hard-working, generous, friendly, open minded, caring, loyal guy. He is ambitious and motivates others. Carlos may not be the guy from the Magic Mike movie, but damn he's sexy. He has nice abs, muscles, sexy butt and legs. His skin is so soft you'll not want to stop touching it, hugging and cuddle with him. And his lips, oh boy! His lips are better than cushions. People say human isn't perfect, but Carlos is closer to perfection than anyone else could possibly be. Carlos is more than HOTNESS!! Carlos is AMAZING!! Carlos is not a chaser, is a keeper!!
tags: sexy, loving, sweet, cheezy, strong, funny
tags: sexy, loving, sweet, cheezy, strong, funny
by AMO July 13, 2012
An awkwardly funny guy, with dashing good looks and knows his way around memes or any internet joke. More book smart than street smart but can beat anyone in trivia game with his useless knowledge.
by Upsidedowncat December 31, 2016
He usually is a retard and has a small dick that seems like a third ball most of the time he is very funny but sometimes he can be a pain in the ass and can be annoying but somehow yo end up being his friend.
by Franchopancho October 12, 2018
Fez's brother from that 70's show. The type of mexican who can't pronounce english words correctly cause of his mexican accent but thats okay cause everyone loves him.
Person 1: Whats your favorite movie?
Carlos: Obin Houd.
Person 1: What?
Carlos: Obin Houd.
Person 1: Whats that?
Carlos: The one with that guy who takes that money from the king!
Person 2: Oh you mean robbin hood!!!.......................ur such a carlos.
Carlos: Obin Houd.
Person 1: What?
Carlos: Obin Houd.
Person 1: Whats that?
Carlos: The one with that guy who takes that money from the king!
Person 2: Oh you mean robbin hood!!!.......................ur such a carlos.
by Carloslover June 03, 2010
A Sweet, Charming, Nice, Caring, Cute, Puerto Rican, Smart, Friendly Guy. Anyone, is lucky to have Carlos as a friend. He is the most amazing guy alive. The most dreamy guy ever. He is oober awesome, and makes this one girl Kaley feel like she's the only girl in the world. Everyone is jealous of Carlos. He's indescribable. And anyone and everyone LOVES Him <333
by Kaleybear August 02, 2011
Massive dickhead, total jerk, comes across as handsome but when you get to know him his a royal italian dick. He gets girls that he just meets because they dont know what he really is like. DO NOT EVER FALL FOR A GUY WITH ABS.
by a.ffie November 20, 2014
Has a big heart when you get to know himand caring loves one girl and love her for ever and cares about his friend and if someone kills his family or friend he gets revenge
Your such a Carlos
by Don’t know u November 23, 2018