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A 13 year old gay boy who is also secretly a smokin hot male stripper.
I'm Carlos and I like to fuck guys in the ass.
Carlos by always shit talking April 5, 2016
Someone who likes sucking sausage at night. Usually available at 12-1am. Nickname lil spooky (AKA) Perra!!!
Go pick Carlos (Perra) up he'll leave you empty.
Carlos by El pimp 69 September 21, 2017
A mexican that is a drug dealer,work in the tomatoes filed ,weird,funny,awesome,and make white people mexican food
Carlos will always support you no matter what
he is a lost squirrel looking for his lost nuts
carlos lost his nuts in a tree and cant get them
Carlos by eaglesrule13 May 7, 2018
Carlos: That one fucker that made awful ass jokes in the show The Magic School Bus.
Why do cows not have feet? Because they lactose!!”
In unison: “CARLOS!!!!!”
Carlos by Lololololfightme March 9, 2019
Carlos is that kid at school who thinks soccer is football and most likely the guy who will be a virgin in his 50's.
Although he can be a 2 by 4 he can still sweep and thats what counts.
Girl: hey who is that guy playing soccer?

Friend: thats Carlos and he prefers if u call it football...
Carlos by 5 cent street whore April 1, 2019