He usually is a retard and has a small dick that seems like a third ball most of the time he is very funny but sometimes he can be a pain in the ass and can be annoying but somehow yo end up being his friend.
by Franchopancho October 11, 2018
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by Upsidedowncat December 31, 2016
Get the Carlo mug.Fez's brother from that 70's show. The type of mexican who can't pronounce english words correctly cause of his mexican accent but thats okay cause everyone loves him.
Person 1: Whats your favorite movie?
Carlos: Obin Houd.
Person 1: What?
Carlos: Obin Houd.
Person 1: Whats that?
Carlos: The one with that guy who takes that money from the king!
Person 2: Oh you mean robbin hood!!!.......................ur such a carlos.
Carlos: Obin Houd.
Person 1: What?
Carlos: Obin Houd.
Person 1: Whats that?
Carlos: The one with that guy who takes that money from the king!
Person 2: Oh you mean robbin hood!!!.......................ur such a carlos.
by Carloslover June 3, 2010
Get the Carlos mug.A Sweet, Charming, Nice, Caring, Cute, Puerto Rican, Smart, Friendly Guy. Anyone, is lucky to have Carlos as a friend. He is the most amazing guy alive. The most dreamy guy ever. He is oober awesome, and makes this one girl Kaley feel like she's the only girl in the world. Everyone is jealous of Carlos. He's indescribable. And anyone and everyone LOVES Him <333
by Kaleybear August 2, 2011
Get the Carlos mug.Massive dickhead, total jerk, comes across as handsome but when you get to know him his a royal italian dick. He gets girls that he just meets because they dont know what he really is like. DO NOT EVER FALL FOR A GUY WITH ABS.
by a.ffie November 19, 2014
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Carlo is just your ideal man, he is not only good looking yet he is also perfect in a various amount of subjects. He is that one kid in school who can do anything. The one who graduates as valedictorian, the one who does sports, the one who can play 5 instruments, the one who can speak 5 different languages, the perfect guy you can ever imagine.
“Hey Mom I got a 99”
“Why didnt you get a 100 like Carlo”
“Hey dad I got 2nd Place”
“Why do you never get 1st Place like Carlo”
“Why didnt you get a 100 like Carlo”
“Hey dad I got 2nd Place”
“Why do you never get 1st Place like Carlo”
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