CANON

a gay man whos actually straight and has a penis the size of mount anthill (aproxiamtely 1/16 an inch)

dang that guys penis is small how does he pee out of that

idk bet hes a canon

by IMADOXURMOM January 24, 2022

canon

something that the AOT fandom can’t understand.

“It’s canon that Levi is pansexual, and Eremin is Isayama’s favorite ship.”

by femrea August 21, 2021

Canon

Verb; refers to a person/place/situation that is a chill, comfortable, soothing vibe. Derived from the song "Canon in D Major"

Person 1: "What are you up to tonight?"
Person 2: "I'm going to yoga. That sounds very canon rn."

by Willenium November 19, 2019

Canon

A word use for fans of certain fandom to refer of how closed the relationship of two character are.

Oh I love Naruto x Hinata, They are canon!

by Book_eater_geek March 13, 2017

Canon

a brand for printers, cameras, binoculars etc.

person 1: do u have a canon printer?
person 2: no, silly, i have a canon camera!

by brightt January 27, 2022

canon event

It's a canon event, like how Johnny ate that bagel. It had to happen. Or else the space time continuum will be disturbed.

"Jake why'd you eat the whole box of cereal? that thing was completely full!"
"Nah bro it was a canon event."

by epic smartie pants July 20, 2023

Canon Event

Something that has to happen for the stability of the multiverse to remain, such as Pewdiepie going towards the bridge or EDP getting a Cupcake

Gorbachev: Who are you and how did you get in here *In Russian*
Miguel O’hara: Mr.Gorbachev, you must tear down that wall, it’s a canon event
Gorbachev: Are you the Capitalist Spider hero or are you Ronald Reagan *In Russian*
Miguel O’hara: It doesn’t matter, tearing down that wall will lead to the collapse of the USSR, which is a Canon Event

by August 12, 2023