Tom: dang Jim, why were you yelling at your girlfriend on the phone?
Jim: we were making a candle last night and her hearing is a fucked up
Tom: that's waxy yo
Jim: we were making a candle last night and her hearing is a fucked up
Tom: that's waxy yo
by Dabsters November 16, 2016
Get the making a candlemug. Those people who have a closet full of seasonal candles and yet they go to major candle retailers every month and spend an ass load on MORE candles. They also say things like "you are supposed to sniff the lid, NOT the wax." They also think there is a right way and a wrong way to burn a candle.
"I have a dilemma, I want to buy a bunch of fall candles but I don't want to be one of those Candle Assholes..."
by Irina Redd September 8, 2016
Get the Candle Assholemug. A flammable breakfast condiment that can be used to flavour bread or to provide light and warmth.
Sometimes abbreviated to "jandle", although this is not to be confused with the colloquial Kiwi term for casual footwear, "jandal".
Sometimes abbreviated to "jandle", although this is not to be confused with the colloquial Kiwi term for casual footwear, "jandal".
Want to know how my face got horribly disfigured? Take it from me: smoking while eating a jam candle is a bad idea.
by John Q. Citizen October 29, 2010
Get the Jam Candlemug. Someone who forgets to out on deodorant and ends up in a public setting where they have to use soap, air freshener, or other household objects to cover up their filthy odor.
Guy 1: “I forgot to put on deodorant this morning. I’m gonna go in the bathroom to put soap and Febreeze on my pits”
Guy 2: “Holy shit that guy’s a musty candle”
Guy 2: “Holy shit that guy’s a musty candle”
by walkerk April 17, 2023
Get the musty candlemug. Noun. A rubber candle is when one lights one's condom ablaze during sex. Most people who engage in this act are not likely to repeat save a few fetishists.
by Ohshizwazzup June 12, 2016
Get the Rubber Candlemug. 
someone's dong
by M.C. Syphilis October 30, 2003
Get the man candlemug.