Canal

The Canal, a genuine art in white trash neighborhoods. It is the process of placing a bottle of water inside of the anus, allowing the bottle to completely empty. Afterwards, you proceed to have sloshy anal sex.

Jim: "Man remember that girl I met in the trailer park last week?"

Steve: "Yeah man... Brandi was her name right?"

Jim: "Yeah man... She taught me about the Canal..."

Steve "Dude...."

by Mindless TV June 6, 2018

Canal Mouse

A person who engages in shady shenanigans. Similar to a 'hood rat' but demure.

She was seen canal mousing at Walmart.

He's a real canal mouse.

by Mndkd1999 April 18, 2025

ol' factory canal

A man-made watercourse that flows past a charmin' "antique" mill where skilled craftspeople produce clay noses for store-mannequins and wig-display craniums.

Disgruntled high-school student: BLAST IT ALL --- here I signed up for this class 'cuz I'd assumed we were gonna take a fun-filled field-trip to see an "ol' factory canal", but instead we just got stuck in a regular boring classroom and studied an insipid textbook about the human smelling-system!

by QuacksO April 15, 2019

cross the canal

HOME OF THE DOPEHEADS AND A FEW CRACKHEADS LEFT FROM 1990 , A CUT THROAT PLACE WHERE DOPEHEADS THINK MONKEYS ON THEY BACK , WHITE BITCHES SELLLING FOOD STAMPS , BABIES OUTSIDE WITH NO SOCKS DIRTY FEET , FUN FACT THE DOPE IS MORE LIKED WITH FETTY NO WAP , MATTER FACT FUCK BROTHERS RIGHT THERE BY THE BRIDGE THE MEXICAN LADY CAN SUCK MY DICK FROM THE BACK WITH HA TROY PAMLOU LOOKIN ASS

IM CROSS THE CANAL , fuck son

by CTCDOPEHEAD October 13, 2022

Panama Canal

The act of two males, going to town on a female on all fours, finishing, then the male on the vaginal end sucking the juices from her insides

Bro, my girl and I tried the Panama Canal last night. That shit was fire!

by Ramen moods March 22, 2022

Your ass is sucking canal juice

You are full of shit.

You think Biden is doing a good job? Well, your ass is sucking canal juice.

by tango1113 March 3, 2022

Florida Canal Cake

When two homeless men find a Florida canal. First homeless man gets on all fours pointing his butt at the canal, the other straddles him in the same direction and poops down the first homeless man crack. The turd flows down and hits the water. The water is then used to make Walmart cake.

“Dude, if I’m going to your birthday I’m not having that Florida Canal Cake.”

“If I have to eat Florida Canal Cake, I’m going to leave the party”

by 29072201 July 8, 2018