California 

The ultimate way out of a (song)writer's block.

California...knows how to party (x2)
In the city of L.A.
In the city of good ol' Watts
In the city, the city of Compton
We keep it rockin! We keep it rockin!

California by gsdhdafd January 10, 2009

California 

Sunny Days, full of gays...

Beaches as long as the Taxes are high...

Hope you speak Spanish so you can get by.

I left it in 2008, living in Oklahoma and doing great.

I am starving in California, I can't speak Spanish so I can not order food at McDonald's

California by PuffsDaddy December 31, 2008

California 

A crappier version of Florida

California has oranges, and beaches, but Florida has a longer coastline, and better oranges.

California by EJ Rankin February 8, 2004

California 

State with the largest film, porn, agricultural, and alternative energy industries in the Western Hemisphere. It is also the home of the hottest women and best food in America. Disneyland resides in California.

A much better place to live than Texas

I'm from California therefore I am eight times better than you.

California by cali swag September 19, 2010

california 

California...... Home of the stoned surfer dudes who check out beach-tanned models all day while enjoying feasts of food so big they can never finish a meal.

Or... home of the idiot sheeple, the majority that gets screwed over by the state's laws... A big bunch of people who are hardly allowed to own a firearm and are forced to abide by ridiculous laws.

So come visit, we have a place in society for everyone here! Whether you're homeless, rich, homeless, famous, or homeless, we offer all you'll need to build your shelter under a bridge!

Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Hella

california by trickery89 July 26, 2016

California 

I am a Cajun from Louisiana state and I think you guys are all a bunch of Marxists dicks that doesn’t know what you are talking about. We are the ones that are telling you people to fuck off, dipshits.

Californians are worthless pieces of crap. And need to stay out of my fucking life.

California by Evilous Dark Power December 4, 2020

California 

A miserable state consisting of transexual hookers, mexicans, rappers, small-time actors, high taxes, shanty-towns, horrible political system, and overrall disgustingly homosexuals

California is so gay, no wonder they all voted for Schwartzenager, maybe it'll eventually break off of the united states.

California by jim morrison October 27, 2003