A spectacular land filled with an overabundance of clueless, doped out, far Left crybabies who can't seem to get their financial shit together.
The beaches are overcrowded with pea gravel sand.
Hollywood is there. What a pit of vipers that is. Need I say more?
Okay, crack off the 48 and sink "Cali."
The beaches are overcrowded with pea gravel sand.
Hollywood is there. What a pit of vipers that is. Need I say more?
Okay, crack off the 48 and sink "Cali."
"I'll go to California again when the dipshits leave."
"Really? Aren't there more than just dipshits there?"
"Yeah, but there's not enough room here to name all the deviant fucks that also need to leave first."
"Oh. Cool. Wanna' do a line, man?"
"Really? Aren't there more than just dipshits there?"
"Yeah, but there's not enough room here to name all the deviant fucks that also need to leave first."
"Oh. Cool. Wanna' do a line, man?"
by IsTheHeatOn? March 16, 2009
Backwoods Redneck from Kentucky:I done hate me some Californians all they gots is them fake boobies and spray on tans.
Totally Hot Californian: stupid hick. Go shoot some deer or something and leave me alone.
Totally Hot Californian: stupid hick. Go shoot some deer or something and leave me alone.
by ThatBitchNamedTracie January 4, 2009
1Place of which real people no longer exist.
2 Place of which those who move to, separates them from their friends.
2 Place of which those who move to, separates them from their friends.
by Lyzzzzz August 11, 2007
by stinkywhitedick September 7, 2015
My dream land. Sunshine. A land of the best amusement parks, the beautiful blue ocean, Los Angeles,Beverly Hills, Hollywood, palm trees, rollerblading, suntanning, hot guys, beach babes, surfers, every possible weather there, mountains and deserts. And most importantly unique kinds of people.<3
I dream of California
by julsmacools March 24, 2011
One of the best states:
Over 2,000 miles of beach
Marijuana is decriminalized
Beautiful coast in NorCal
California cuisine is the best
The beach and ski resorts are 1.5 hours away
One of the few states you can get In-N-Out in
Most diverse state
Despised or overly-envied by people from other states.
Over 2,000 miles of beach
Marijuana is decriminalized
Beautiful coast in NorCal
California cuisine is the best
The beach and ski resorts are 1.5 hours away
One of the few states you can get In-N-Out in
Most diverse state
Despised or overly-envied by people from other states.
Non-Californian 1: I wanna go to LA! I wanna see Hollywood! Hollywood is so glamorous and tasteful no, its not
Non-Californian 2: California is just superficial rich celebrities living in a giant ghetto.
Californian: You both wish you lived here.
Non-Californian 2: California is just superficial rich celebrities living in a giant ghetto.
Californian: You both wish you lived here.
by california1-000 June 21, 2009
A state so liberal that they were the last state in the union to outlaw necrophelia!!!
A law to outlaw necrophilia was up a year ago but California voters voted it down!
The Governator brought it back up for a vote and now,finally,necrophelia has been outlawed in California!
A law to outlaw necrophilia was up a year ago but California voters voted it down!
The Governator brought it back up for a vote and now,finally,necrophelia has been outlawed in California!
by you smell like shit you goddamn hippies October 11, 2004