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California...... Home of the stoned surfer dudes who check out beach-tanned models all day while enjoying feasts of food so big they can never finish a meal.

Or... home of the idiot sheeple, the majority that gets screwed over by the state's laws... A big bunch of people who are hardly allowed to own a firearm and are forced to abide by ridiculous laws.

So come visit, we have a place in society for everyone here! Whether you're homeless, rich, homeless, famous, or homeless, we offer all you'll need to build your shelter under a bridge!
Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Hella
by trickery89 March 15, 2016
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