CAFFIENCE

A person who is addicted to caffiene (a caffiene addiction)

Because Janet loved coffee, some would call her a caffience

by Tony john smith April 21, 2020

Coffee

Blacker than a moonless night, hotter and more bitter than hell itself... that is coffee.

“This must be the best cup of coffee I have ever had. Wouldn’t you agree, Phoenix Wright?”

by Prosecutor Godot November 14, 2021

CMS Coffee

n. A coffee break taken after a Catastrophic, Major, or Serious incident has occurred. Attendees at the CMS Coffee are usually quiet and reflective in demeanor. The most likely place for a CMS Coffee to occur is onboard an oil platform in Norway.

After spending 2 days trying to fix broken electronics, the crew sat down for a nice CMS Coffee.

by vaeren January 13, 2007

overburned coffee beans

A way of making the sugar in the coffee bean caramelize so that the coffee tastes stronger in a weak brew. This way you can make coffee with less beans or beans of a lesser quality. A trick used in the fast food industry and by Starbucks. If you drink it pure you will taste a burned, charred flavor, but if you mix it with steamed milk and add lots of corn syrup it will taste better and stronger and thus fooling the client letting him/her believe he/she is drinking a better coffee than he/she actually is.

Gourmet coffee doesn't need overburned coffee beans.

by Howard Schultz January 16, 2009

Office Coffee

Office Coffee is any type of alcohol, but usually as liquor added to coffee, that is consumed while in the office and on the clock. Like it's sister term, "Road Soda," Office Coffee is generally illegal in most states and may constitute grounds for corrective action/termination/legal action.

I like whiskey in my Office Coffee - especially on Mondays.

by VICTOR700 March 7, 2011

Hartford Coffee

Named after Hartford, the capital of CT.

When you fill a coffee cup up with urine and leave it in the bathroom.

Alternatively, a mixture of blonde roast coffee with urine. Salty coffee with a hint of citrus also works a substitute, and is the variety sold in cafés.

Person 1: Somebody left this cup of coffee in the bathroom.
Person 2: Maybe its a fresh brew of a Hartford Coffee.

by Leuman September 30, 2022

Brew the Coffee

An oral sex act in which a female is kneeling in front of a standing male performing oral sex on his unit, all the while the male holds the nose of the female pulling her farther onto his unit. This act is done correctly if the female begins to make a sound as a coffee maker brewing the coffee.

Mike: "Honey, I know its late and we are both tired, maybe if we brew the coffee we can stay awake and watch the last ten minutes of Golden Girls"

Tracy: "Sure, now the question is, how do you like your coffee? Sweet and creamy? "

by jonnydeanevoss February 6, 2010