Ass Cacking

The uncommon sexual act of when Partner 1 takes a laxative and then proceeds to let Partner 2 perform oral sex on their anus. Whilst this is taking place, Partner 1 will then defecate into Partner 2's mouth. Then Partner 2 will gargle the feces and spit it back into the anus. Finally, Partner 1 will defecate once more and Partner 2 will swallow the feces.

Partner 1 - "Hey baby, do you want to try Ass Cacking tonight?"
Partner 2 - "Um, I'm not sure what that is..."

by TheBWGuy6791 May 29, 2020

cack dawg

Hilary Wilson

YA CACK DAWG

by cack master469 November 26, 2010

cack dock

A place to dock (park/insert) your cack (penis)

My cack dock is clean and open...slighty.
A place for you to dock your cack.

by fattyfatninja May 4, 2010

Cack and Bullz

A more fun way to say cock and balls. Put the emphasis on the A in cack and the U and Z in bullz. The best thing about this is you can say it under your breath in lieu of cock and balls and people don't usually understand what you really mean.

Example 1: Darren is giving her his CACK AND BULLZ!

Example 2: Tripp "Joe did you study for our math test today?"
Joe "No man, I am going to take the cack and bullz!"

by Gen Snafu December 4, 2010

Monster Cack

A cock larger than 8 inches with piercings giving it the appearance of an angry catapillar or monster.

Stephen's jacobs ladder and prince albert made his huge penis look like a monster cack.

by Akashaceleste December 21, 2008

cack on the cob

When u poo on a stick and sell it on for food.

Excuse me sir. Would you like to buy a Cack on The Cob?

by Mike Goodwin May 30, 2006

cack crash

When your penis gets too tired to perform and just quits on you. Before a cack crash, your penis will usually be extremely excited like someone pumped him full of caffeine.

Duder 1: "Hey doggy how'd it go with that brizzle last night?"

Duder 2: "Well it started off great, but then my dick just went limp on me. I was all hard at first so I thought it would be an epic f*ck session, but it wasn't."

Duder 1: "Oh man, that's classic cack crash, B. Better luck next time.... oh wait there won't be a next time biatch!"

Duder 2: "Yeah... thanks a lot you dick."

by westfalia October 7, 2010